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Forum Code	<artist>
GuideML Tag	<SMILEY TYPE="artist"/>
Smiley

Everyone's some kind of artist, whether it's in their magical ability to slice through city traffic without killing anyone, or in the way they make peanut butter and jelly sandwiches that knock spots off the rest of the planet. Commune with your inner artist with the h2g2 artist smiley - guaranteed to paint a pretty picture.

Forum Code	<biker>
GuideML Tag	<SMILEY TYPE="biker"/>
Smiley

The biker rides the road, grabbing life by both hands and heading off to the great wide unknown. Or just making a terrible din revving the engine at two in the morning (and if that's you, can you please stop it, you're scaring our hamster).

Forum Code 1	:-)==O
Forum Code 2	<borg>
GuideML Tag	<SMILEY TYPE="borg"/>
Smiley

Nothing to do with assimilation, the h2g2 Borg smiley has attitude, a tennis racket and a sweat band. Couple our tennis player with the tennis rackets and the tennis ball, and you've got your own virtual Wimbledon, without needing to get off the sofa. Just like cable TV, really...

Forum Code	<chef>
GuideML Tag	<SMILEY TYPE="chef"/>
Smiley

Nowadays every second programme on television is devoted to cookery. But this is not your average celebrity chef. He is equally at home whether throwing tantrums in the kitchens of Michelin starred restaurants or flipping hamburgers in your local greasy spoon.

Forum Code 1	K:o)
Forum Code 2	<clown>
GuideML Tag	<SMILEY TYPE="clown"/>
Smiley

Having green hair isn't what it used to be. Back in our day it used to mean you thrashed around to the Sex Pistols, wore ripped jeans, sported a safety pin through your nose, and hated the Queen. Poor clowns - they do get a bad press, don't they?

Forum Code	<diva>
GuideML Tag	<SMILEY TYPE="diva"/>
Smiley

Models, pop stars and celebrities all have attitude and so does the h2g2 diva! Stylish, elegant and demanding, she struts her stuff on the catwalk and the dancefloor. She truly is a dancing queen!

Forum Code 1	o:-)
Forum Code 2	<doctor>
GuideML Tag	<SMILEY TYPE="doctor"/>
Smiley

If it's an emergency, zip on in as a doctor and help out - you'll be amazed how popular doctors are when all hell is breaking loose. And there's no danger of being sued, as long as you don't abuse your position to pull the nurses. You have been warned.

Forum Code	<elvis>
GuideML Tag	<SMILEY TYPE="elvis"/>
Smiley

Forum Code	<sivle>
GuideML Tag	<SMILEY TYPE="sivle"/>
Smiley

The king of rock 'n' roll was here...but he only posted once! Now he's Left the Building. (And we don't know what Nighthoover looks like).

Forum Code	<geek>
GuideML Tag	<SMILEY TYPE="geek"/>
Smiley

Celebrate geek chic! It's way cool to be totally geeky these days, so what better way to cement your utter geekiness than with the h2g2 geek smiley? Please note that this is not the same as a nerd smiley, which we don't have on h2g2. This is strictly a geek-only thing. Thanks for listening.

Forum Code	<hero>
GuideML Tag	<SMILEY TYPE="hero"/>
Smiley

Some days, we just need a superhero to sort out or problems. This little guy with his cool cape can do just that.

Forum Code	<jester>
GuideML Tag	<SMILEY TYPE="jester"/>
Smiley

He is a cheeky chap, whose sole aim is to bring happiness. With a song, a joke and a magic trick, you cannot be blue when h2g2's jester is around.

Forum Code 1	+:-)
Forum Code 2	<nurse>
GuideML Tag	<SMILEY TYPE="nurse"/>
Smiley

If it's an emergency, zip on in as a nurse and help out - you'll be amazed how popular nurses are when all hell is breaking loose. And there's no danger of being sued, as long as you don't abuse your position to pull the doctors. You have been warned.

Forum Code	<pirate>
GuideML Tag	<SMILEY TYPE="pirate"/>
Smiley

Forum Code	<prof>
GuideML Tag	<SMILEY TYPE="prof"/>
Smiley

Did you just own the conversation with your knowledge of Ancient Greek, or History of the Cherokee Indian, or Integral Calculus? Mark the occasion by displaying the Prof.

Forum Code	<scientist>
GuideML Tag	<SMILEY TYPE="scientist"/>
Smiley

New Model Army may have sung 'How can we tell the people in the white coats, enough is enough?', but the h2g2 scientist isn't mad or evil, and doesn't test anything on animals. He invents all those things that change the world, like gizmos, widgets and thingumybobs. His work is truly noble...

Forum Code	<senior>
GuideML Tag	<SMILEY TYPE="senior"/>
Smiley

Silver-haired surfers, senior netizens...call 'em what you will, they're a force to be reckoned with on this new-fangled Internet. We salute those older, wiser members of our community, who remember when this was all fields, with this respectful smiley.

Forum Code	<ski>
GuideML Tag	<SMILEY TYPE="ski"/>
Smiley

Let it snow...

Forum Code	<surfer>
GuideML Tag	<SMILEY TYPE="surfer"/>
Smiley

Surfing isn't just a way of life, it's an attitude too. You might be stuck in a stuffy office, but imagine you are riding crystal clear waves in Hawaii and suddenly life doesn't seem to bad, dude!

Forum Code	<thief>
GuideML Tag	<SMILEY TYPE="thief"/>
Smiley

Now we're not condoning illegal behaviour with this one. No way - instead we're celebrating the worst chat-up line of all time. Ready? Here goes: 'Tell me, was your father a thief?' 'No, why?' 'Because he must have stolen the stars out of the sky and put them in your eyes!' Aaarghhh...!