A Conversation for Cats
A black cat crossed my path today...`
Rt. Rev. Lesley Gentle Started conversation Jan 20, 2003
More specifically, it crossed the A1 as I was cruising in to work at 8.30 this morning.
I have always been a touch cynical about spinster's tales such as the black cat one, but I now know without a doubt that this one is completely false.
The cat brought no luck to me at all. My hubcaps are covered in blood which I am going to have to employ the services of the Mexican Carwash on the Holloway Road to remedy.
The carcass of the cat shot through the air at quite a speed when I hit it, landing on the bonnet of a car in the fast lane. To cut a long story short, the firemen managed to cut the lady out of the wreckage, but 3 people's cars have been written off as a result of this cats behaviour, and needless to say this cat hasn't had a very lucky day, forfeiting it's 9 lives through one act of monumental stupidity.
A black cat crossed my path today...`
Doug_the_Cat_Lover Posted Oct 28, 2005
MMMMMMMMMMMUUUUUUUUUUUURRRRRRRRRRRRDDDDDDDDDDDEEEEEEEEEEERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
A black cat crossed my path today...`
Rt. Rev. Lesley Gentle Posted Nov 29, 2005
Cats are nothing but vermin. I put poison in my garden and am averaging 5 a month right now.
A black cat crossed my path today...`
Yes,I am the Lady Lowena!Get with the programme... Posted Jan 23, 2006
you still here? Thats nice.
A black cat crossed my path today...`
Rt. Rev. Lesley Gentle Posted Mar 8, 2006
Yes. My shed is so filled up with dead cats that I have had to start hiding them at the end of my neighbours lawn. It's alright though, she's mentally ill and nobody believes a word she says.
I'm moving to South East Asia next month. Woo! Thank goodness I will finally escape the hell that is working for the BBC!
A black cat crossed my path today...`
ITIWBS Posted Jun 28, 2016
What if YOU cross the black cat's path, instead?
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