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Cat washing
Stu The Gnu Started conversation Feb 2, 2002
Get hold of some nice thick welding Gauntlets, a couple of old thick coats, a couple of pairs of jeans, thick boots, and a motorcycle helmet.
Get the owner or someone the cat trusts to bring the unsuspecting victim (sorry i mean cat) to the shower, throw it in with you and lock the bathroom door, hold cat by scruff of neck and shower it.
The next bit is tricky, in fact it's so tricky it's purely theoretical as, to my knowledge it's never been acomplished.
Somehow you have to get the shampoo onto the cat (wearing welders gauntlets hampers opening the bottle) remember you have a shower running and a cat to keep hold of, you're also sodden and have realized that more clothing should have been warn as your blood is coursing out of several deep gashes in your arms (luckily your in the shower so it's nice and easy to wash away).
It's at this point that someone usually opens the door to see what's happening and a blur of wet fur shoots like lightening out of the room.
People tend to give up at this point. Don't even try it.
Why is it cats are considered clean animals? If I washed myself in my own spit, i'm fairly sure I wouldn't be considered clean. They must have a spin doctor that governments would do anything for.
Cat washing
Eccentrica Gallumbits (I'm out of my mind right now, but feel free to leave a message.) Posted Feb 2, 2002
THIS is the way to wash the cat:
http://www.jjab.com/washthecat.php3
Cat washing
Stu The Gnu Posted Feb 3, 2002
That is really funny.
Thanks for sharing it.
Are you THE Eccentrica Gallumbits?
You know with three thingies and everything?
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Heron 227790 Posted May 14, 2003
I agree. Cats wash themselves. Water should only be employed in the process of separating fighting cats (fun, and effective).
On another note, this was on a forum the other day: how to give a cat a pill
http://www.togs.org/forum2/_forum/00000140.htm
love R227790 xxx
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Tefkat Posted May 14, 2003
And if the pill falls out of the bacon the daft will hunt around on the floor till he finds it and gobbles it up.
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charlesj Posted May 1, 2010
Forget washing- try catching feral kittens to get them neutered by the RSPCA. I did and the welding gauntlets didn't prevent him savaging my arm and then as a coupe-de-grace spraying me with cat faeces and urine once I actually caught him.
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ITIWBS Posted Jun 28, 2016
Remarks from a pet care book I was reading once in my pre-teens:
"Cats usually have no trouble keeping themselves clean enough.
If the cat really needs a bath, it will probably cooperate."
If it really is so bad a case (short of the cat getting caught in an oil spill or something like that), spare yourself the ordeal and just toss it in the swimming pool.
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Cat washing
- 1: Stu The Gnu (Feb 2, 2002)
- 2: Eccentrica Gallumbits (I'm out of my mind right now, but feel free to leave a message.) (Feb 2, 2002)
- 3: Stu The Gnu (Feb 3, 2002)
- 4: Delicia - The world's acutest kitten (Mar 10, 2003)
- 5: KittyKat (May 1, 2003)
- 6: Tefkat (May 1, 2003)
- 7: Heron 227790 (May 14, 2003)
- 8: Tefkat (May 14, 2003)
- 9: Tefkat (May 14, 2003)
- 10: charlesj (May 1, 2010)
- 11: ITIWBS (Jun 28, 2016)
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