h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Ah. I am enlightened.

Well your reasoning is valid, but for some reason I don't think I know any gay goths...
Bi, yes, certainly, a very large percentage. But gay... hm. Can't think of a single one. Sorry.

I'll have to think about that.

I've met one Bi goth, but that's all. I wonder why a large percentage of bi goths occur. It may have something to do with a broadminded enviroment; The Gothic community seems fairly unbiased and broadminded, prehaps that encourages people to be more relaxed when questioning themsleves....

Yeah that's what I figure.

And no, you've met at least two.

Oh, really? That's a bit of a surprise. I'm a bi furry.

Why is that a surprise?

I don't know. Hadn't met many bi goths remember.

How about a bi semi-goth furry?

I know three Bi semi-goth furries.

Kewl! Should be getting a spikey collar on Thursday.

ooh, very nice.

It's nothing special...just like the black combats and studded leather mits I got a 3 weeks ago.

Yeah, I like that look, but I can't pull it off, I'm too nice for it. And blonde. I tend to go out wearing ultra-tight black jeans (They shrunk!) and a pink T-shirt.

Hmm...get your hair dyed black or dark brown, then you'll be able to pull it off easily.

You must be kidding. I adore my blonde hair.

Nah, I think I'll try to be a black-and-pink neo-goth, looking like a goth with black trenchcoat, mitts, collar etc, but also lots of pink and spikey stuff.

Maybe... (ponders) Black and pink...weird combo, but...whatever you feel happy with, yeah?

exactly!

Well, that's clothing...now what about goth music, suggestions anyone?

You mean suggestions for you?

I'm currently thinking along the lines of Him, I don't know really, just browsing the Metal section.

Well, The Cure are hardly goth, but they do do great music...