h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Ummmmm.....Show something... Show girls? I cant remember. That one singer has her appendix taken out by Hawkeye and then the rest of the people from her USO group come to visit her at the hospital....and that one girl kisses Col. Potter.... Do you remember?

omigosh, she is not a pornstar, on account of the lack of sex. stripper is a possibility...

No if she was having sex she'd be a prostitute. And the difference between porn stars and strippers is porn stars dont appear in magazines. And God knows Ive seen enough magazines with her in!

I love that episode!

Do you mean strippers dont appear in magazines?

It was a very good episode! Then again, I'd find it difficult to find a MASH episode I didnt like.

Nope, porn stars appear in magazines. The job of a stripper is to strip rather than to appear naked in porn magazines. Not that they can't do both of course.

Isn't that what I said?

is it okay that I don't know what's going on?

"Do you mean strippers dont appear in magazines?" *Insert what I just said here*

No. Unconfuse yourself immediately!

Hello funky people! lol. ahh talking about Strippers now? How the hell did this board go from goth problems to strippers? lol. Anyway come here to ask if anyones a member of Vampirefreaks.com

it aint that easy! it aint like untangling earphones! i like to think i have an excuse, seeing as im blonde, under all the other dye

To be fair, that is the lamest excuse since Hitler said "that jew was looking at me funny". But alas it's the most commonly used one. I like to see that instead of fullfilling one stereotype you fulfill another one instead.

I just finished untangeling a pair of headphones.

Goth Problem: Can't wear gothy makeup to work.

Should I read Frankenstein(sp?) or not?

Yes, it's amazing but wait until after Christmas because I'll be doing it for my synoptic paper in English Lit.

Goth Problem: Theres no way alcohol and absinthe induced vomit will miss your size 10 winkle pickers... as I found out this morning.

i like to use my earphones as hairties when i cant find a proper one

also-size 10? lordy. i think im supposed to wink or summat

Great Job. I'll wait till christmas... Then you can tell me all about everything.
I've got pleanty to read till then anyway.

Well theyre actually a little bigger than size 10 being winkle pickers and all but thats verging on cheeky.

I bought some nice black clothes yesterday Stuff for work.
Not to sound stupid..... But what are winkle pickers?

My big pointy boots with big pointy toes.

Ohhh..... Sounds very nice
I looked for pointy shoes when I went to look for dress shoes for work...The only pointed shoes were the most rediculous high heels that I've ever seen. I dont know that I could wear them even if I didnt have to spend all day on my feet!