A Conversation for How to Get Pregnant and How Not to
Shouldn't it be "how to get President?"
Just zis Guy, you know? † Cyclist [A690572] :: At the 51st centile of ursine intelligence Started conversation Nov 19, 2000
Shouldn't it be "how to get President?"
Byzantine Posted Nov 20, 2000
How to get president.
1) Wear miniskirt.
2) Smoke Cigar.
Shouldn't it be "how to get President?"
Just zis Guy, you know? † Cyclist [A690572] :: At the 51st centile of ursine intelligence Posted Nov 20, 2000
Even the chads got pregnant.
Shouldn't it be "how to get President?"
some bloke who tried to think of a short, catchy, pithy name and spent five sleepless nights trying but couldn't think of one Posted Dec 11, 2000
"Can you get pregnant from anal sex?"
"Of course. Where do you think politicians come from?"
Shouldn't it be "how to get President?"
mickle Posted Dec 25, 2000
Three pregnant women, a Brunette, a Redhead and a Blonde are in the waiting room at the Antenatal Clinic.
The Brunette and the Redhead strike up a conversation:-
"What's your baby's sex?" asks the Brunette.
"He's a Boy" replies the Redhead proudly.
"How can you be so sure?" asks the Brunette.
"We had sex standing up!" replies the Redhead. "What's yours going to be?"
"A Girl" replies the Brunette, "and before you ask, it was the good old Missionary Position!"
At this point the Blonde breaks into floods of tears.
The other two are distraught and do their best to comfort her.
"Whatever's the matter?" asks the Brunette.
The Blonde snufflingly replies:-
"I fink I'm going to 'ave PUPPIES!"
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Shouldn't it be "how to get President?"
- 1: Just zis Guy, you know? † Cyclist [A690572] :: At the 51st centile of ursine intelligence (Nov 19, 2000)
- 2: Byzantine (Nov 20, 2000)
- 3: Just zis Guy, you know? † Cyclist [A690572] :: At the 51st centile of ursine intelligence (Nov 20, 2000)
- 4: some bloke who tried to think of a short, catchy, pithy name and spent five sleepless nights trying but couldn't think of one (Dec 11, 2000)
- 5: mickle (Dec 25, 2000)
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