A Conversation for How to Get Pregnant and How Not to

Shouldn't it be "how to get President?"

Post 1

Just zis Guy, you know? † Cyclist [A690572] :: At the 51st centile of ursine intelligence


Shouldn't it be "how to get President?"

Post 2

Byzantine

How to get president.

1) Wear miniskirt.
2) Smoke Cigar.


Shouldn't it be "how to get President?"

Post 3

Just zis Guy, you know? † Cyclist [A690572] :: At the 51st centile of ursine intelligence

Even the chads got pregnant.


Shouldn't it be "how to get President?"

Post 4

some bloke who tried to think of a short, catchy, pithy name and spent five sleepless nights trying but couldn't think of one

"Can you get pregnant from anal sex?"

"Of course. Where do you think politicians come from?"


Shouldn't it be "how to get President?"

Post 5

mickle

Three pregnant women, a Brunette, a Redhead and a Blonde are in the waiting room at the Antenatal Clinic.

The Brunette and the Redhead strike up a conversation:-

"What's your baby's sex?" asks the Brunette.

"He's a Boy" replies the Redhead proudly.

"How can you be so sure?" asks the Brunette.

"We had sex standing up!" replies the Redhead. "What's yours going to be?"

"A Girl" replies the Brunette, "and before you ask, it was the good old Missionary Position!"

At this point the Blonde breaks into floods of tears.

The other two are distraught and do their best to comfort her.

"Whatever's the matter?" asks the Brunette.

The Blonde snufflingly replies:-
"I fink I'm going to 'ave PUPPIES!"


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