A Conversation for Gutting a Fish

I find this article offensive.

Post 1

Fish Called Honda

This article is just downright wrong! It is in bad taste, discriminating against fish, and should be banned.
What do you mean "Fish are mainly stupid aquatic creatures"??? That's a lie! Fish are the ultimate in life forms, how can anything be better than a fish? I mean, what do you humans ever do? Go round killing each other and wearing nappies!

Believe me, you'll be hearing from my union about this!

smiley - fish


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Post 2

Crescent

My apologies smiley - smiley However I am sure that any fish as smart as you would have no problem avoiding our clumsy attempts to catch you smiley - smiley
BCNU - Crescent


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Post 3

Fish Called Honda

That's not the point - it is encouraging genocide, the entire and systematic destruction of an entire life form for the purpose of cooking some food. It's worse than cannibalism! You're trying to murder my brothers and sisters across the globe!

I don't think it's very friendly smiley - sadface

smiley - fish


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Post 4

Crescent

No no, we are actually trying to increase the level of fitness and intelligence in your population, increase the quality of life for all....
BCNU - Crescent


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Post 5

Fish Called Honda

No, you're trying to cook the fish population - and that doesn't increase fitness or intelligence in any way.
And when some fish very occasionally try and eat a human back, in the one or two cases of genuine shark attacks, you get all upset and make a film called "Jaws", three sequals, plus use cgi in "Deep Blue Sea" and murder more sharks just for trying to be equal.
And when was the last time piranha fish were invited around to eat some people?
I don't think murder is a nice way to try and make life happier - it doesn't work. smiley - sadface

Please let us swim in peace - you've got the land, let us have the sea.

smiley - fish


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Post 6

Crescent

we try to, but the pesky mudskippers are always invading our territory, and why are you bothering about sharks, sharks aren't fish smiley - smiley
BCNU - Crescent


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Post 7

RedFish ><>

He's right. If we, the h2g2 fishes, posted an article on how to gut a human, would It get edited? Of course it wouldnt. This site is for both humans and fishes and we should be living in harmony not fear.

---RedFish smiley - fish


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Post 8

Crescent

I would edit it, I know how to gut them, I would eat them, hmmmmm long pig smiley - smiley If fish didn't want to be eaten they would swim away from the net or hook or spear.....
BCNU - Crescent


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Post 9

Peregrin

I eat humans, and they haven't protested yet.


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Post 10

RedFish ><>

Hmm well howabout putting a warning at the top of the article so fishes dont read it and then have nightmares and then write the article on how to gut a human (including a little graphic like on the fish one) with a similar warning to even the balance? That might make the union slightly happier.

RedFish


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Post 11

Fish Called Honda

I'll still have nightmares... smiley - sadface

How do I know that Crescent isn't, at this very moment, planning to Gut me? smiley - sadface

smiley - fish


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Post 12

Crescent

Redfish - it is called Gutting a Fish, that should be a warning in and of itself smiley - smiley As for you Honda, bwahahahaha, I am right now, listen to the knife slinding along the whetstone, bwahahahaha. Well, no at the mo' I am at work, and fish is only nice when you catch it yourself, and normally there are way to many bones - so all in all, unless in a survival situation, I prefer not to eat fish, well not much smiley - smiley
BCNU - Crescent


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Post 13

RedFish ><>

It must have been very traumatic for you Honda when you stumbled upon this... evil document. However since you alerted others to its presence you have caused others to know of its existence and so they will not read it by mistake. Now is a time when the fish sanctuary and union are truly needed. The other fishes and celery will not allow any one of us to be g*tted by Cresent. And the union can campaign. We fishes must stick together. We will overcome.

---RedFish
"A vote for RedFish is a vote against fish g*tting by Cresent"


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Post 14

Fish Called Honda

I don't like Crescent. He is very unfriendly to fish. smiley - sadface

The Union of Fish will make you pay for this!!!

*Waves a Protest Sign saying "Down With Fish Gutters - Fish Are Researchers Too!"*


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Post 15

RedFish ><>

Ah a protest this is more like it!!!

Pay no poll tax!!!
Pay no poll tax!!!

oops I was having flashbacks sorry

Down with Cresent! Down with the fish G*tter!
Down with Cresent! Down with the fish G*tter!
Down with Cresent! Down with the fish G*tter!


I'm going to be in therapy till I'm thirty!

Post 16

Lisa the Freak // Poet by the Toga

Let me join the protest, this is a truly disgusting article


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Post 17

U128068

Crescent,

You seem to have left out the "holding-a-fish-with-one-handand-and-using-the-index-and-middle-fingers-on-the-other-hand-to-hook-under-it's-gills-then-pulling-back-and-breaking-its-neck" method. It's more reliable and faster.

BTW h2g2 fishies, I'm a veggie and posted this information for information purpeses only, I love fish, I've even got 3 left handed ones on my page. So, don't come hunting me down and trying to eat me, please.


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Post 18

RedFish ><>

Einstein was a pacifist when he helped with the nuclear bomb.
Still killed a whole lot of people (and the fishes in the rivers)


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Post 19

Fish Called Honda

You can never justify mass murder - so do not even try.
If you eat fish and kill fish, you are as guilty as anyone.
*DOWN WITH THE FISH G*TTERS!*


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Post 20

The Fish

Cresent, Firstly I would like to state that I have nothing personal against you (unlike Honda smiley - winkeye) And although you article is an informative and usefull article (If you happen to be a Genocidal Fish killing maniac)... (or trapped on an island with only fish for food...)...

But Still it is exactlly the same as someone writing an article upon "How to humanely eat each other in desperate situations". As a Fish I take it quite personally, although I know it wasn't meant as such, and feel I am completely within my rights to get a plank of wood and a board, and write "DOWN WITH FISH G*TTERS" in red on it. Then march around in circles and light camp fires singing chants of "We shall not, we shall not be g*tted..." smiley - smiley

smiley - fish


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