Escape Pod Dreams, the "Why Are You Looking At Me Like That ?" Issue

Don't have a seat, children and I'll not tell you an unstory.

Romantic love is vastly overrated and enormously underappreciated. As an ideal, it is almost unattainable. As a reality, it is mostly unappreciated. True love involves commitment, sacrifice and fear of abandonment.

More reasons why humans and cats are not so different:

1. 8:57 AM
Where did our love go when you went out to play?
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Your Other Right Foot (appearing nightly without warning)

2. 9:57 AM
How can I give you anything when you have nothing I need?
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Your Other Right Foot (appearing nightly without warning)

3. 10:57 AM
The arranged marriage
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Your Other Right Foot (appearing nightly without warning)

4. 11:57 AM
When are we going to tell the children?
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Your Other Right Foot (appearing nightly without warning)