The arranged marriage
Created | Updated Jan 16, 2008
You picked out the place settings for my life.
It's only a sock drawer.
You think I'm incompetent!
Just charmingly inept.
You ruined Valentine's day by being specific about the hue of your pumps!
Oh, you're never going to let me forget about that, are you?
It cost us $2200 to repaper a hotel room in Vegas!
It was worth it. I still have the videos to prove it.
Right. You paid to have the mirrors on the ceiling tinted so your freckles would be diminished.
You wouldn't let me have the procedure to reduce them.
I like your freckles!
That's only because you don't have any. You have no idea what a burden they are.
How can it be a burden if I like them and love you?
Now don't go bringing love into it. My lawyer isn't present!
Lawyer? I thought that was your masseuse?
