The Evil InterGalactic MeatPatty of Doom (IGMPD)
Created | Updated Jan 21, 2005
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The Evil Intergalactic Meatpatty of Doom
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This is our deep space movable attack base. This thing is easily the size of a large moon in diameter.
It's in the shape of a meat patty...hence the meat patty part.
It is from this base that we will deploy our forces for the off-planet invasions...which will inevidably happen...
MISSION STATUS REPORT
LOCATION
Low orbit over CHOPPERS HQ
CURRENT MISSION
Military Support
MISSION HISTORY
23 February 2004:Construction Begins
28 March 2004:Moved To Terranic Army Base1
22 April 2004:Moved to MotMV HQ2
18 May 2004:Moved to CHOPPERS HQ3
STATUS REPORT
DEFENSE GRID
PSYONIC SHEILDS:
CURRENT GENERATOR ARRAY COUNT:
50,000 4
STATUS:
Full Power
DEFENSIVE WEAPONS ARRAY
MASON TOWERS:
GAUSE ION CANNON5: READY
CURRENT COUNT:100,000 6
VISON7 MISSLE ARRAYS:500
HUNTER8 MISSLE ARRAYS:50,000
CHUM ROCKET LAUNCHING ARRAYS:5,000
PPG gatling guns:1000
Turbolasers:50
OFFENSIVE WEAPONS
YAMOTO GUN ARRAY:
CURRENT ARRAY COUNT:1,5009
GAUSS ION CANNONS:
See Meson Tower Above
Super Particle Beam Cannon:10
STATUS:READY
MAIN ARMAMENTS:
CHOLESTEROL GUN:
Discription: The target recieves a high dosage of Cholesterol...ya never know what that'll do ya...11
STATUS:READY
Compound Gauss Ion Cannon Discharge:
Discription: All of the Gauss Ion Cannons which are facing the enemy fire and their streangth combines creating an extremely powerful blast through almost anything12
STATUS:READY
Thor's Hammer Discharge Units:
Discription: These units, place all across the bottom of the IGMPD, discharge huge amounts of electricity upon a targeted location. Great for cooking small rodents or large rodents for that matter.
Current Count:50013
Status:READY
UNIT RESERVE
FFST SQUADRONS:
800
Trebuchettes:
5,000
Protoss Carrier Fleets:
Fleet Count:514
Total Intercepter Count:768
Harbor Reserves
Iowa Class Battle Ships(Modified):5
Essex Class Carriers(Modified):3
MISCILANIOUS
Continuity Sheild
Discription: A shield build to prevent the total distruction of continuity from excaping the InterGalactic MeatPatty of DOOM. This apearent discombobulation of Continuity is blamed on...er attributed to the Presence of EvilClaw for extended amounts of time during the construction. The shield has been designed to be maliable so as to change its shape if needs be.
Repair
The presence of the Zerg Creep on the base has resulted in the ability for the base to rebuild lost parts. In effect the Creep fills in the holes and then solidifies under pressure.
15remaining 500 spread equally across top and bottom of Meat-Patty10Used mainly for attacking enemy mobile attack bases11The sheer uselessness of the weapon clearly points out that the creator was in fact EvilClaw...12The exception being planets so that the devestated planet can be captured13Distributed evenly on the underside of the IGMPD14Each fleet incorperates 12 Protoss Carriers, Each Protoss Carrier contains 8 Intercepters15Anyone familiar with the game G-Nome will imediatly reconize the weapons
