h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

*Space shimmers, convulses, and seems to rip aside as 15 ships appear, in a cylindrical formation, with narry a warning as to their arrival. The 12 predetory vessels in front and to the sides of the fleet are Centauri Vorchans, well suited to escourt activities and well capable of defending themselves and slaying their attackers with little to no damage taken. The two vessels flanking the central vessel are Kuat Drive Yard's biggest slab-like cargo ships, several kilometers long, and the central vessel is an Asgard Battle Ship, which will handle the transfer of goods from the cargo ships to the ground. All of the vessels are so black that the eye seems to slide right off of them. The fleet has a "Mess with us when you want to die" sort of air to it. But the Evil Army needs not fear them. They are here to supply them!*

*As the fleet stops in orbit, one small shuttle descends into the atmosphere. The Asgard ship raises up within the formation, and two nodes begin to glow on the ventral surface of the craft. The nodes play their light across the cargo ships. Two more nodes just under the bow of the ship play across the ware houses to which H&HW had been asigned to place their cargo. The nodes are Asgard Mass Transporters, and they are transporting their alloted cargo to the Evil Army*

*The shuttle hovers above the doors of the ware house and five rings descend from it, light glows in between the rings, what looks like Blast Lance burst flies from the Asgard ship, strikes the shuttle, and is channeled down into the rings, which then rise up swiftly. Standing within the former confines of the rings is a man in a red Imperial Grand Admiral's uniform, he holds a clip board in his hands, and waits patiently for someone of rank to sign for the shipment*

SuperMoo here. I am of rank. I can sign.

*signs on paper:
SuperMoo
*

Very good. Pleasure doing business with you

*The rings descend around the Grand Admiral, he is transported to the Asgard Battle Ship while it transports four hundred fighters onboard to be modified by H&HW. The fleet turns, accelerates, shimmers, and is no longer detectable*

Thanks...see you later
*relizes that he is in effect talking to himself...continues on with conversation*