h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Wooohay, hootoo sisters dominating the FP once again.

Well done, Fizzy!

Nice one Fizzy!!

Where on earth did you get the idea for such a topic!!

Inspired!

It's that lateral thinking thing again

... at least I think that's what they're calling it these days

for the

Thank you, thank you, thank you .... *bows*

That was quick

Simple Moonhogg, I was looking for a birth certificate in my shoe box and thought .... what a stoopid place to keep such an important document ..... I'll check the guide ..... and there was nothing .... so that was me off.

Don't know about lateral thinking, but I already have 2 more guide entries in my head if Bel, Wilma or Moonhogg would like to tackle them .... just get back to me.

I'll be so busy finishing my 'seemed like a good idea at the time' Uni project.

You know, I'm racking my brain for a good reason to back out of it without letting you down

Don't worry about it .... I'll finish what I can myself then submit them to PR at least that'll be about 6 entries ..... which would take my tally to 24 .... assuming they're alright.

Do you want one of my ideas for a guide entry .... in return.

I wish I could do it like you: have an interesting subject and go about wriring an entry. Unfortunately, this doesn't work at all for me, or else I'd by now have written the three entries you suggested.

Well, if I knew how it worked for you I may be able to help.

Oh, I just sit here, talking to my friends, and out of the blue, I feel I *must* write about something profane like the pressure cooker, or whatever else I wrote about.

I can't help with that then ........ unless ...... I just chat inanely until you pick something out of the air.

Yes, that may work occasionally. But you are aware that it's much more likely that I'll pick something and challenge you?

No you won't, not when I have so much work on my plate already ..... and two entries in my head that neither Wilma nor Moonhogg have turned up to releive me of.

Can they look into your head then?

I think you should wear a tin foil hat.

Well, I said I'd give them to anyone that wanted them .... all they have to do is ask.


*waits*

*sits down next to Fizzy*
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Well, apart from waiting here what should we chat about .... just to get you in the mood.

You don't really expect me to get in the mood on the FP, do you?

I've just realised where we're chatting.




Bel!! - you might have mentioned it sooner.

Didn't you notice how carefully I chose my words then?

No I didn't notice anything strange.

I really should pay more attention.