h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

You've just implied that I always choose my words carefully - thanks for that.

Well, you do. Nothing shameful in that.


Me - I appear to be a loose woman - chitter chatter wherever I be.


Just keep an eye on me will you.

Loose woman - nonsense!
You just go on talking like you do, it's great
fun.

Rightio ..... as soon as I get back I'll have something interesting to say.


If you believe that you'll believe anything.

Is she gone yet?

Yes, she is gone.

*phew*

Did she take those entries with her?

I bet she stored them in a shoe box.

Are you interested? That would be good, because then Fizzy could go on and write the two entries I want her to write.
If she doesn't, it'll mean I'll have to write them myself.

*reads "... entries....." *

Oi come back, woman,

Do you remember bomdon, who wrote this wonderful entry 'Cooking with Steam' inspired by the 'Pressure Cooker' entry I wrote at the time? He came into my journal today and said:

>>Come on prod me into writing another article. I don't seem to get off my lazy bum without a push and a nudge! <<

So now I asked him to write the carpet entry I think we need but Fizzy wouldn't do, so that's one entry off my list.

Oh well done Bel, now where did Wilma go .... I assume she'd like to take the pick of the two I have, it'd be mean just foist one upon her.

Don't worry, Fizzy, I bet she'll be back - if only for dying of curiosity

Oh well we'll have to keep the pot boiling then.

Hey, we're said to be witches, we always have a cauldron boiling, don't we?

Of course we do, chuck in a few hogg's legs there and we'll boils ourselves up a potion.

Ohh, but they're only little legs, don't you think we need something more?

Like what

Don't know.

You thread killer you.


Think of something ... like wings or something.

Or 's horns?