h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Trillian's Child.

If I were being particularly nasty and sexist I would say, trust a woman not to read what is in front of her properly. But being as I'm not nasty or a sexist I won't!!






Doh, I think I did.

Bassman

I heard a funny story the othe day. My future sister-in-law is a nurse. She was assisting a delivery. The father tried to be typical and joke with the doctor about adding a few extra stitches. Without missing a beat, the doctor came back and told him, "Real men don't need extra stitches."

Nice one. ROTFLMHO.

Translation?
I'm sorry. I don't speak shorthand.....

Rolling On The Floor Laughing My Head Off!

Did you get the holiday snaps of mine from Greece via e-mail?

and when for that matter I mean it is no good being amasing but with the wrong person or at the wrong place now is it.

She who gratifys gravity
You have absoultly distyde my balefe that you where a nice inasent young woman.... Good I hat talikng to people who cannot understand my discting sence of humer

Bassman
Got your pics!
I send you my gross, cheesy pictures of me snuggling my new niece. I am so jealous! Today, our central heat and air blew. So much for the cruise......

Bob......
Think about what you said.

Masturbaton is something everyone does whether they want to admit it out loud or not. I know the subject is normally taboo...
Which is part of why this subject is so fun to discuss.
I feel like giggling as I type.
But, discussion of something like this, in this manner, is not dirty.
It would be dirty if we were propositioning each other. We are not. In fact, Bassman said he wanted to discuss the subject tastefully. (clue:not a come on) (no pun intended)
But, I am curious as to your reference to your distinct sense of humor.
What do you have to say in relation to the subject?

have you ever met the type of person who makes realy bad jockes at funaruls you things like well at least he can stay stiff for more than ten minets now. well I do that I am told it is my one way of coping it isent like but that is what I am told. I also tell lots of derty and discusting jokes basically just to shock people who are trying to make things very formal and tastfull when they shouldent be (back to anoying people) I do lots of things like that manly to people I dont like but I still do them.

Grooming the Wookie ?

TM.

now I must admit I have never herd that one before.

Polishing Darth Vader's helmet ?

TM.

thats old

T.M.

Surely "Grooming the Wookie" should be female masturbation?

S.W.D.G.

Haven't seen the cheesy pics yet, I'll look forward to seeing them. Your name - gravity - as in "The world sucks" or a sombre moment?

Then how about : 'Bringing the warp-core online'...?

TM.

TM
Good one!

BM
As in, Newton's Law.

hi,

How about: hand to gland combat.

Excellent ROTFLMHO

jerking the gherkin, stroking the pole, jacking off, jerking off, wanking, hand job,fun with rosie palm, pulling your plonker, pulling your pudding, getting some practice, using the joystick

jerking the gherkin, stroking the pole, jacking off, jerking off, wanking, hand job,fun with rosie palm, pulling your plonker, pulling your pudding, getting some practice.