h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Don't worry Master B, being in your twenties you are well past your sexual prime. It shouldn't be a problem in a couple of years!

Thanks, duck. That's a really cheering thought, that is.

B

Masturbation can be a wonderful thing, and not just for the pleasure it gives.

The thing is, it's usually only done in private, and while I'm not saying go out into the street and have one, I do suggest that it can add wonders to a couples sex life.

If done right, female masturbation is a near essential to sex, in my opinion. And, if the man has a problem of getting a little too excited, then some masturbation before will almost certainly make the actual intercourse last a little longer.

I'm pretty sure I've made this point in another thread somewhere, but foreplay is more fun than sex, anyway.

B

....and for most people, lasts an awful lot longer than the "sex" itself....

*cdfan't help himself
"inflimation of the foreskin, reminds me of your smile...."
*stops quoting Montypython songs for fear of moderation, and then wonders how likely this is on a thread concerning male, and quite probably female, masterbation...

Masterbation isn't any replacement for sex though, but that's probably already been said.

What a surprise to find B here

ahh, sarcasm, page twenty two of "my little book of personality traits" there is, of course one person who is not here oh well, nothing unusual there really

I thought U had to be 16 to use this site! Need to know that Info, please!

You cant control the age of people who read the site.
I think its just a taboo because its not a pleaseant thing for people to think about.

All right then everyone, own up. How often do you do it?

Mmmm...when I've got time, really.

Seriously? Maybe 6 times a week, something like that.

B

It varies for me, sometimes 4 times a day, sometimes I go a week without.

Do you get the sense that everyone else has just unsubscribed?

If I'm spending a really lazy Sunday in bed, then the average will increase, just to do something between novels/sports coverage

B

Daily on average, I'd say.

Not as much as in the past. You see Master B, Abi was right

On average, Luckystar?

B

Depends on circumstances. If I'm not in a relationship, sometimes it can be as little as once a week, sometimes as much as around ten to fifteen times a day. If I am in a relationship, it's rare that I do.

You see - this is why being a woman is better. No man present could even get close to 15 before collapsing in a twitching heap.

B

Yeah, on average. Some days once, some days more, some days none...you know how to calculate an average don't you?

Er, B, Magpie is a bloke. And here we thought you could tell the difference