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Post 41

GreyDesk

...not to mention the friction burns smiley - yikes


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Post 42

il viaggiatore

I think the muscle fatigue and skin abrasion would set in before the collapsing and twitching.


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Post 43

Pastey

Ouch, skin abrasion! That reminds me of a mistake I made several years ago.smiley - erm

smiley - rose


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Post 44

Mu Beta

Masturbation-related?

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Post 45

Pastey

Yupsmiley - blush Hint for a happy life, never believe a woman when she says she knows how.

smiley - rose


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Post 46

GreyDesk

hear-hear...


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Post 47

Mu Beta

Fact of life: Women just don't know how full stop. And then they whinge when we get a bit lost.

B


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Post 48

Pastey

That's why it's fun to experiment, to talk, to play...

smiley - rose


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Post 49

Mu Beta

Sorry, Dr. Ruth smiley - tongueout

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Post 50

Pastey

Mock if you like, but it's so much nicer when your partner knows what they're doing, and not from finding out by being a slapper.

smiley - rose


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Post 51

Mu Beta

*speechless - well almost*

Are you accusing me of being a slapper? All I do is make myself friendly and available to talk with lots of women. It's not my fault if they take advantage (VIP</COUGH&gtsmiley - winkeye, is it?

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Post 52

GreyDesk

Ah, slapper. Now where have I heard *that* word before smiley - smiley

* points at Master B and sniggers *


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Post 53

Pastey

*They* take advantage? Hmm, who's the one with the reputation for trying to sexually harras the h2g2 community? That'd be you.

(lack of cough because it's not needed.)

smiley - rose


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Post 54

Mu Beta

That is an undeserved reputation which has been vastly exaggerated by Abi.

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Post 55

Pastey

I know. But you don't exactly try and defend yourself, more of try and encourage it. Not that I'm saying there's anything wrong with thatsmiley - winkeye but mentioning other researchers names?

smiley - rose


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Post 56

Mu Beta

Yeah, well, VIP deseves all the mentions she can get, frankly.

I pride myself on being one of the few researchers whose online persona is almost identical to their RL personality and traits, so the - ahem - flirting isn't going to stop just yet...

B


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Post 57

Pastey

Dare I ask how she does?

Actually, no. Not in a public forum anyway.

If you'd like to continue this, feel free to email me.

smiley - rose


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Post 58

Mu Beta

Let's just say, for someone who is quite capable of publicly defending herself, she didn't.

Nuff said?

B


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Post 59

Pastey

Forgot to say, my online persona is my real life one. Never quite got into the habit of creating something else for here, and been around too long now to change smiley - smiley

smiley - rose


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Post 60

Pastey

More than enough. They obviously didn't feel a public forum was somewhere to talk about it, and I have to admit I agree.

smiley - rose


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