h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Sorry, but the old title thing is very very male...you're a slapper if you're good, and frigid if you're not. It's bad to have slept with a lot of men, but it's also bad these days to be a virgin. Why do some men feel the need to degrade the people they sleep with..? (That isn't aimed at anyone on h2g2 by the way!)

Because they know that they are helpless in the face of sexual attraction, and they turn on us to gain their feelings of power back.

It always comes back to the same point ... how many is "a lot" ... to be honest each to their own - if you enjoy it and you're careful where's the harm ...

Just wish it was a little easier to come by ... as it were

*note to self ... stop writing pun laden entries*

as it were

Well it *is* true. Men are so easily manipulated by a bit of red lippie and a skirt...

I read >pun laden< as one might read Bin Laden (Osama)...

A lot is when you, yourself think you have slept with too many people. At least that's my opinion.

But then that's down to personal choice. A lot...hmm...there has to be some kind of ratio. I wouldn't look at quantity. Rather quality...how many times you have just slept with someone for the sake of it, instead of actually feeling anything. If that's a constant thing, then I would say that's a lot. But if you just have a lot of people you feel close to, I would say that's a different matter.

Something I was sent

"* During an hour's swimming at a municipal pool, you will ingest 1/12 liter
of urine.

*In an average day, your hands will come into indirect contact with 15
penises (touching door handles, etc.).

*An average person's yearly fast food intake will contain 12 pubic hairs.

*In a year, you will have swallowed 14 insects -- while you slept.

*Annually, you will shake hands with 11 women who have recently masturbated
and failed to wash their hands.

*Annually, you will shake hands with 6 men who have recently masturbated and
failed to wash their hands.

*At an average wedding reception, you have a 1/100 chance of getting a cold
sore from one of the guests.

*Daily, you will breathe in 1 liter of other people's anal gases."

11 - 6, hmmm

How do people know that? And why haven't they anything better to do?

*shrugs* seems 11 women to 6 men don't wash after having nothing better to do.

(and it was sent to me by a woman )

Nothing but idle gossip!

What's wrong? you been shaking a lot of hands lately?

Nope!

I think this could be a good oplace for my reliable old typo smiley.

Dare I do it.

so THAT'S why it makes you go blind...

Good one.

There is no such thing as a frigid woman. There are only lazy men.

I'm sure your cover's thrilled, if not a little sticky.

Eeepies. Missed the 'Next Post' button at the end of the previous page. Silly Kitty.