h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

which she treated with Scorn

And eloped with a well-endowed gnu



The radio's playing a song

That's more than 3 minutes too long

That's more than my Brain
can hope to contain

(Is there such a thing as a 'fed up with hearing Bohemian Crapsody' smiley?)

But everyone else sings along!



The best way of all to make tea

Was suggested by Trillian to me

You must first warm the pot

Add some tea, quite a lot,

then relax in good companee



A tea pickers Son from Darjeeling

Sang a great song with much feeling

Till downstairs they banged on the ceiling

coz their heads were rocking and reeling


( something gone wrong here)

A teapicker's son from Darjeeling
Sang a great song with much feeling
But he sang out of key
In fact, quite painfully
'Til downstairs they banged on the ceiling.



That OK TRIQUACK?

A cow and a horse and a flea

began a great 'riddle me ree'
said the Cow, 'Im on course'



( I thought it ought to be something like than Unigran)

but twas really the hourse

Who knows which one trod on the flea?



sorry - i b****red up the last one, overlooked a line.



Virtuoso players of the clarinet

Play arpeggios, just for a bet

but a Souzaphone puffer
would sure look a duffer

If he tried to join in a duet



A rock band from far-flung Nepal

Tried 'Another Brick in the Wall'


(bearing in mind the state of this place, is Nepal 'far flung' or just
sensibly retreated).