A Conversation for Limericks

New game anyone?

Post 11001

The Luggage (7 + 5 + 4) * 2 + 2 * 5 = 42

who weighed an incredible ton


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Post 11002

Universal Granny

When he got on the bus
They made such a fuss


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Post 11003

The Luggage (7 + 5 + 4) * 2 + 2 * 5 = 42

'Cause the door was too small for his bun



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Post 11004

Pythonfan

We need a topic to rhyme~


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Post 11005

You can call me TC

Perhaps from the world of crime?


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Post 11006

Triquack

not a whodunnit show
but who didn't we know


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Post 11007

Pythonfan

who hasn`t imagined it in time?




smiley - schooloffishsmiley - schooloffishsmiley - schooloffish


At times, nothing will rhyme...


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Post 11008

Universal Granny


And this is an example of that smiley - evilgrin


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Post 11009

You can call me TC

Inspiration is lacking
And the rhythm's all wrong


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Post 11010

Triquack

aye, 'tis a reet cock up an'all.



On the edge of a forbidding Wood...smiley - ghost..smiley - monster


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Post 11011

Pythonfan

Ran little red riding hood~


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Post 11012

Triquack

from one who had wooed her,
but now who persued her..smiley - smooch..smiley - run..smiley - smooch


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Post 11013

Pythonfan

Thank goodness the wood was in her hood~



smiley - schooloffishsmiley - schooloffishsmiley - schooloffish



A person I lothe (</sp!!!&gtsmiley - winkeyejust stopped by~


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Post 11014

You can call me TC

I can't really figure out why


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Post 11015

Triquack

perhaps the belief
it would cause you some grief ?


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Post 11016

BFM -- just an old guy trying to keep up!

and force you to have a good cry!


smiley - cry


My connections are really quite feeble.


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Post 11017

You can call me TC

Telecom are so *ing evil


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Post 11018

Peet (the Pedantic Punctuation Policeman, Muse of Lateral Programming Ideas, Eggcups-Spurtle-and-Spoonswinner, BBC Cheese Namer & Zaphodista)

My bitrate's so low


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Post 11019

HarpoNotMarx (((2*1)^6)-6-(2*8)=42

My patience will blow...
afternoon all...smiley - biggrin


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Post 11020

Triquack

And I'll roll about like a Weeble

( a childs toy which is weighted in such a manner that it will not fall over)


A Vicar who hailed from Port Madoc


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