h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

It might make it read even better,
'a' for 'o' in a force,
and the same in a horse,

*Sorry but I couldn't resist that

and a nattering fishwife a netter


alright so it was rubbish, there's no need to ignore me

We're only ignorning you because you haven't given us the first line of the next limerick!!



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Or the second, third, fourth or fifth!

You see, this is a group activity, not Wimbledon. One usually makes one entry per round. Diversity enhances the product.

Oooooooooooops

I'm sure my neighbour's a Yeti

Though I have doubts about his wife, Betty

While his feet are big
she has hooves, like a pig

And dandruff like giant Confetti


(sounds like a bit of a Doll eh)



The North Pole keeps moving about

and putting our compasses out

we were heading for Crewe
but this looks like Peru

We're lost- of that there's no doubt




She languished alone in the glen

hoping for love now and then

but then he came along

In a bearskin and thong

but she wasn't attracted to men


Alone at last with her Lover

Unaware a voyeur did hover . . .

They romped and they frolicked

And did things demonic

without the thought for a cover


the crew sailed merrily on
unaware that the rudder had gone

Their course went astray
To Botany bay