h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

The flusher's snapped off of the loo!

I'll run fetch a stick,
that should the trick.

make that "do the trick." Damn, weeks away and I muck up on my first try.

To the relief of all on hootoo.

Welcome back, promise you'll hang around for a while?




The rain it is raining with gusto

Is the wind also winding with blusto?



Thanks, Gran. As long as the towerites stop diddling about with my sign-on, I hope to be here for a long spell!BTW,What's with the 'Brunel' stuff?

In our Wellington boots
we don't care two hoots

can't think of a line but it must-go


When Noah was building his Ark

His two dogs both started to bark

He halted this Farce,
with a kick up th A**e

Saying "Blow this for a lark"



The smileys on Aitch two Gee two

Are a wonderous sight to review

Whilst defined as "emoticons,"
One can always depend upon . . .

Them lining up in a queue

A Preacher in old Alice Springs

Was frightened of all sorts of things

From s and rats
To badgers and s

but especially stripeys with stings


They say I'm a grumpy old fool

Well, you'd do good to learn to be cool.

But it's hard when you're eighty
To be jolly and matey

When your friends are all splashing in the pool



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