h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Whilst attempting a dial-up,
One encounters a pile-up...

And ends up on-line in Northumbria



Let's try and make this one go well

We can do it, as we all know well

Double-entendres galore
Are well to the fore

We should make a book, it would sell!!



Working all day's such a drag

All this coffe is making me gag

So I must be alright
'Cos I work all night

And my bottom's beginning to sag



Weekend is approaching quite fast

about the adjective rather than adverb, but though more rhyming opportunities

Shame, I could have thought of a good one with "ghastly" at the end!!!!!!!




.....

Forty-eight hours they say it will last

Which is sad, though I'm nifty
I could really use fifty

More monkeys in my Broadway cast

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A lizard with a tongue of blue

Habitually drank from the loo

'cos after a flush
it tastes like pine crush

And looked like classic HooToo...



There once was a Lass from the Moon

Had it off with a hairy baboon

The result was amazing
People couldn't stop gazing

And the dish ran away with the spoon.

~jwf~

Oh sorry. Here ya go then:

"There's this fella from up round Carlyle..."






jwf

On the faces of puts a smile

With sheepdog impressions