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New game anyone?
Peet (the Pedantic Punctuation Policeman, Muse of Lateral Programming Ideas, Eggcups-Spurtle-and-Spoonswinner, BBC Cheese Namer & Zaphodista) Posted Feb 4, 2004
whilst juggling his shears all the while.
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regard his wellingtons warily
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Peet (the Pedantic Punctuation Policeman, Muse of Lateral Programming Ideas, Eggcups-Spurtle-and-Spoonswinner, BBC Cheese Namer & Zaphodista) Posted Feb 4, 2004
and with gloves made of Velcro™
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HarpoNotMarx (((2*1)^6)-6-(2*8)=42 Posted Feb 5, 2004
[to make sure they don't squirm so]
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Argon0 (50 and feeling it - back for a bit) Posted Feb 5, 2004
He takes off their wool quite caringly
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A young farmer from Abergavenny
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HarpoNotMarx (((2*1)^6)-6-(2*8)=42 Posted Feb 5, 2004
Said of girlfriends "I haven't had many"
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Peet (the Pedantic Punctuation Policeman, Muse of Lateral Programming Ideas, Eggcups-Spurtle-and-Spoonswinner, BBC Cheese Namer & Zaphodista) Posted Feb 5, 2004
But, on the other hand, sheep
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Peet (the Pedantic Punctuation Policeman, Muse of Lateral Programming Ideas, Eggcups-Spurtle-and-Spoonswinner, BBC Cheese Namer & Zaphodista) Posted Feb 5, 2004
This is the teddy bear I bought for a friend who's off to New Zealand, at his going away party last weekend... 
http://www.the-joke-shop.com/ProductImages/PS_Ewan.jpg
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Peet (the Pedantic Punctuation Policeman, Muse of Lateral Programming Ideas, Eggcups-Spurtle-and-Spoonswinner, BBC Cheese Namer & Zaphodista) Posted Feb 5, 2004
And wellies are about two-a-penny. 
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I'm glad this thread is still in bad taste
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HarpoNotMarx (((2*1)^6)-6-(2*8)=42 Posted Feb 5, 2004
With rude bits each side of the waist
great gift!
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Argon0 (50 and feeling it - back for a bit) Posted Feb 5, 2004
...
And one down t' middle
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Argon0 (50 and feeling it - back for a bit) Posted Feb 6, 2004
All covered up with white lace
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A young man from North of the Tundra
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HarpoNotMarx (((2*1)^6)-6-(2*8)=42 Posted Feb 6, 2004
To a reindeer he gave 'up and under'
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Argon0 (50 and feeling it - back for a bit) Posted Feb 6, 2004
As its teets he did milk
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Argon0 (50 and feeling it - back for a bit) Posted Feb 6, 2004
He whiffed not too distant thunder
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There once was an Alien from Rupert
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Ugi - Keeper of typos & spelling errers - MAT (see A575912) Posted Feb 6, 2004
Whose ears were considered much too pert
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- 10781: Charlie Chips (Feb 4, 2004)
- 10782: Peet (the Pedantic Punctuation Policeman, Muse of Lateral Programming Ideas, Eggcups-Spurtle-and-Spoonswinner, BBC Cheese Namer & Zaphodista) (Feb 4, 2004)
- 10783: Charlie Chips (Feb 4, 2004)
- 10784: Peet (the Pedantic Punctuation Policeman, Muse of Lateral Programming Ideas, Eggcups-Spurtle-and-Spoonswinner, BBC Cheese Namer & Zaphodista) (Feb 4, 2004)
- 10785: HarpoNotMarx (((2*1)^6)-6-(2*8)=42 (Feb 5, 2004)
- 10786: Argon0 (50 and feeling it - back for a bit) (Feb 5, 2004)
- 10787: HarpoNotMarx (((2*1)^6)-6-(2*8)=42 (Feb 5, 2004)
- 10788: Peet (the Pedantic Punctuation Policeman, Muse of Lateral Programming Ideas, Eggcups-Spurtle-and-Spoonswinner, BBC Cheese Namer & Zaphodista) (Feb 5, 2004)
- 10789: HarpoNotMarx (((2*1)^6)-6-(2*8)=42 (Feb 5, 2004)
- 10790: Peet (the Pedantic Punctuation Policeman, Muse of Lateral Programming Ideas, Eggcups-Spurtle-and-Spoonswinner, BBC Cheese Namer & Zaphodista) (Feb 5, 2004)
- 10791: Peet (the Pedantic Punctuation Policeman, Muse of Lateral Programming Ideas, Eggcups-Spurtle-and-Spoonswinner, BBC Cheese Namer & Zaphodista) (Feb 5, 2004)
- 10792: HarpoNotMarx (((2*1)^6)-6-(2*8)=42 (Feb 5, 2004)
- 10793: Argon0 (50 and feeling it - back for a bit) (Feb 5, 2004)
- 10794: HarpoNotMarx (((2*1)^6)-6-(2*8)=42 (Feb 5, 2004)
- 10795: Argon0 (50 and feeling it - back for a bit) (Feb 6, 2004)
- 10796: HarpoNotMarx (((2*1)^6)-6-(2*8)=42 (Feb 6, 2004)
- 10797: Argon0 (50 and feeling it - back for a bit) (Feb 6, 2004)
- 10798: HarpoNotMarx (((2*1)^6)-6-(2*8)=42 (Feb 6, 2004)
- 10799: Argon0 (50 and feeling it - back for a bit) (Feb 6, 2004)
- 10800: Ugi - Keeper of typos & spelling errers - MAT (see A575912) (Feb 6, 2004)
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