A Conversation for Limericks

New game anyone?

Post 10741

Feisor - -0- Generix I made it back - sortof ...

Well, what I like most
Is children on toast


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Post 10742

HarpoNotMarx (((2*1)^6)-6-(2*8)=42

It's all in the way
that one feels on the day!


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Post 10743

HarpoNotMarx (((2*1)^6)-6-(2*8)=42

Delayed simulpost, oh feck!

smiley - geek

I wish I could run like the wind


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Post 10744

stuswift


There was a young lady from Slough,
who had a terrible cough,
.
.
I do hope she pulls through


Can't remember the middle two lines at the moment,
maybe has something to do with borough etc...


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Post 10745

Feisor - -0- Generix I made it back - sortof ...

stuswift, The idea of this thread is to add to the ongoing limerick and if you complete that one you can start a new one - I know there is another thread at http://www.bbc.co.uk/dna/h2g2/F63419?thread=120392&latest=1 which may be what you are looking for :-D To continue ..... I wish I could run like the wind Especially when I have "sinned"


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Post 10746

Universal Granny


By gorging on cake
10 prawns and a hake


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Post 10747

Feisor - -0- Generix I made it back - sortof ...

(The burgers and fries I should have binned)


smiley - burgersmiley - cakesmiley - porkpiesmiley - crispssmiley - popcornsmiley - ill


It's silly, I know, but it's true


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Post 10748

HarpoNotMarx (((2*1)^6)-6-(2*8)=42

But whenever I sit on the loo...


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Post 10749

Universal Granny


The curry and beans
And sprouts I had, means


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Post 10750

BFM -- just an old guy trying to keep up!

A gasmask is destined for you!

smiley - skull

One season passes on to another.

smiley - fullmoon


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Post 10751

Universal Granny


Spring and Summer are sister and brother


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Post 10752

You can call me TC

But Autumn and Spring
Do their own Thing


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Post 10753

Peet (the Pedantic Punctuation Policeman, Muse of Lateral Programming Ideas, Eggcups-Spurtle-and-Spoonswinner, BBC Cheese Namer & Zaphodista)

tho' Winter splits them asunder.

===============================

Channel 4 airs its best shows too late


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Post 10754

BFM -- just an old guy trying to keep up!

We colonists can't even equate!

Hi, PEET, Happy New Year!


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Post 10755

You can call me TC

I'm pleased I didn't have a bash at the second line of the one before last - HaropnotMarx's contribution really had me smiley - roflsmiley - roflsmiley - roflsmiley - rofl ing

When viewing's at best,
My eyes need a rest


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Post 10756

HarpoNotMarx (((2*1)^6)-6-(2*8)=42

From D Blaine, asleep in a crate!

Glad the thought of me on the loo had you smiley - rofl, TC

The coarser a limerick is....


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Post 10757

Universal Granny


The more people get in a tizz...


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Post 10758

HarpoNotMarx (((2*1)^6)-6-(2*8)=42

They claim they're abused,
But they're really confused


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Post 10759

You can call me TC

They should mind their own biz-i-niz

smiley - popcorn

Why have I lumbered myself with the first line again?

There was a young lass from Columbia


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Post 10760

Universal Granny


streuth TC, you want miracles or what?!

Who had a strange telephone numbia


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