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New game anyone?

Post 10681

Feisor - -0- Generix I made it back - sortof ...

Though we often resort to a pun


smiley - yikessmiley - yikessmiley - yikessmiley - yikessmiley - yikessmiley - yikessmiley - yikessmiley - yikes


We all try to come out on top


New game anyone?

Post 10682

BFM -- just an old guy trying to keep up!

But now, we have come to a stop!

Could someone please say,
Why no one wants to play?


New game anyone?

Post 10683

Feisor - -0- Generix I made it back - sortof ...

No worries!! It's you and me Pop!

No offense meant BFM smiley - biggrin - how are you anyway?? Staying on top of it all I see smiley - smiley - Maybe if we keep it more traditional


A mischievous girl from New York


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Post 10684

mcOggie_trying_hard

Chastised for consumption of Pork


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Post 10685

mcOggie_trying_hard

Then said to the Rabbi
I'll eat what I grab, I
Find Burgers round here are like Cork

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C'mon then, you asked for it!!!!!!!smiley - nahnah-na-smiley - nahnah

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A boatman on wide Mississippi


New game anyone?

Post 10686

BFM -- just an old guy trying to keep up!

Found the going round Peoria quite slippi!

smiley - groan


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Post 10687

BFM -- just an old guy trying to keep up!

Thanks, FEISOR, doing as well as can be. Good to see McOggie back in form. 'Tis the silly season, for sure. Wondering where all the other flew off to.smiley - elf


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Post 10688

mcOggie_trying_hard

'coz you can't three point turn-a
rear paddle sterner

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Dunno if all driving exams include a 'three point turn' but it means means turning a car around in a narrow road by steering, ie without 'screaming' the handbrake.


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Post 10689

Peet (the Pedantic Punctuation Policeman, Muse of Lateral Programming Ideas, Eggcups-Spurtle-and-Spoonswinner, BBC Cheese Namer & Zaphodista)

'cos the wash makes nearby hippies quite drippi...

My first posting on this thread in a month!

There was an old Scotsman called Jock...

( smiley - rofl)


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Post 10690

mcOggie_trying_hard

who filtered his tea through a sock

heard you'd not been well, but didn't want to pry, welcome backsmiley - okMcOggie


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Post 10691

Peet (the Pedantic Punctuation Policeman, Muse of Lateral Programming Ideas, Eggcups-Spurtle-and-Spoonswinner, BBC Cheese Namer & Zaphodista)

with the milk in his sporran

Thanks. I'm on antibiotics, and they mess with my head and stomach... smiley - yuk I've also been busy helping set up a new business...


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Post 10692

BFM -- just an old guy trying to keep up!

And a sweetener from Oran...


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Post 10693

Feisor - -0- Generix I made it back - sortof ...

Said he, "If you ain't tried it, don't mock"


Peet - eat natural yoghurt or yoghurt culture drink if you are on antibiotics - helps with the stomach smiley - hug


You know if you're having a bad day


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Post 10694

mcOggie_trying_hard

when Mother-in-Law comes to stay
she arrives with a van....


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Post 10695

BFM -- just an old guy trying to keep up!

And a surly new man.

smiley - yikes


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Post 10696

mcOggie_trying_hard

Therein begins an affray

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Wizards and Witches don't tell


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Post 10697

BFM -- just an old guy trying to keep up!

what causes their cauldrons to smell!

smiley - witchsmiley - wizardsmiley - skull


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Post 10698

mcOggie_trying_hard

If we talk to 'em sweet
will they brew one for PEET
and make him feel happy and well

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The workings of Fate are a Bitch


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Post 10699

BFM -- just an old guy trying to keep up!

How you deal with that Bitch is the hitch.


New game anyone?

Post 10700

Feisor - -0- Generix I made it back - sortof ...

But once in a while
It CAN make you smile


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