h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

to spread peace and lurve round the nation

with a few other Vicars
(some were wearing silk knickers)

ladies of course

They set out to abolish night starvation





There once was a curate in Leeds

turned Catholic, to confess his misdeeds

perpetrator of many foul deeds

There was a young curate in Leeds
turned Catholic, to confess his misdeeds
He slipped into the confessional
Right after the processional




There was a young curate in Leeds
perpetrator is many foul deeds
Once while praying
he planned a slaying

1. to uproot his freshly sown seeds

2. to fulfil his desires and needs

I was stunned to see I had a done a simpost, at one point it said they were an HOUR apart, then it dawned on me that the way this clock works they must have been 1 minute either side of the hour, oh well back to the drawing board

A virus spreader called scumbag

Was exposed by a case of jet lag.

They found that his worm

Had contracted a germ

so they sent them to Hell in a bumbag

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This site is awfully slow

Each post takes an hour to show.
Yet I pay my fee
To the bbc
Whats the problem,does anyone know?


A man with a hatred of Arsenal

Go on Lady L, I know when I'm beaten, can't think of anything that rhymes with Arsenal, in fact I can't think of anything that does anything with Arsenal Ogg.

Had various guests at his funeral

Well at least I try, Oggie

very trying sometimes<aside

when they finally scored
he went stiff as a board
he shouldn't have taken it parsonal (West Country accent!!)

anything goes

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It's known as the beautiful game

In the colonies, it's just not the same!

With a stick and a ball
There's no need at all

for kicking(the elastic's a shame)

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A short sighted game Referee


Is there any other kind?

Embarked on a yellow-card spree.