h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

They snogged hard and long
and she lost her sarong

saying, 'eee that wer luverly by eck'!

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What ice? said the Titanic's Boss

Are you giving me some onboard goss
About some Countesses diamonds

Or games of "seek and go find 'ems"

Cos I'm relly very much at a loss.

Whoops sorry.


A man with a very large larynx....

Come on, 8 hours and U guys can't find a word that rhymes?

Caught a blow in his nasopharynx ask any linguist, they'll tell U what it is

was employed selling public house Bar Sinks

wah>and once again-- have you ever heard of a Dictionary Lady L. or were they not invented in the Dark Ages

Bl**dy H**l, all that time then a simpost - go with the Moon

Oooh! Oggie, you're lovely when you're angry, but I'll leave you to sort out the simulpost - I know you can do it!

And again, Oggie! Go where with the Moon, or is this a phrase I have not come across?

sorry Gran, nothing profound or learned about what I said, I merely meant ignore my posting and follow on from the one made by Simples of the Moon, it gets far too complicated when posters try to follow simposts, anyway it takes the zest out of the game

(again) Pharynx was a bit obvious but I tried to get away from E.N.&T bearing in mind that we need a 'get out' line

UG is obviously not awake properly yet, sorry, done my best here

It made his eyes water
So he instructed his daughter

be quiet! you know what you're Ma thinks

no prob Gran, it gets a bit silly sometimes, unfortunately you seem to be relatively normal and that can make life difficult in this arena

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Was that Mars that just went down the road

"Relatively normal"! I am insulted!! I am neither a relative, or normal, well not normally anyway

Towing Venus in somnulant mode

With Jupiter pedantic,
and Uranus gigantic...



Sheesh! Have we become a mutual admiration society?

and Pluto completing the load

no big deal BFM - have you seen some of the c**p people chuck at each other on other postings. Just being friendly, I can always count on Gran for a response.

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An Asteroid is due to collide

I think I'll just hide

no good hanging around
need to get underground