h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

about the simpost Oggie! Didn't know, I swear!!!

And avoid that unpleasant ride

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A poor man was killed in a coaster

cooking Albatross legs in a toaster

nay,nay I say mine was the simpost, must be something to do with gravity (probably in a Brewing sense)

He had such a spill
as he rolled down the hill

The Albatross (of course) is a roaster

I think we got a bit off course there TC, I always thought a coaster was a ship which went from Port to Port around the Coast and there ain't many hills at Sea, hey, surfing would be great though would't it?

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The Ancient Mariners Tale

I think TC got my meaning of the word, it's short for *roller* coaster... But no worries!

about how you were destined to fail

through misunderstandings

Gotcha I guess it's a generation (or two) thing

where's the Aaahhh, that's better

and non-happy landings
through over consumption of Ale

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A Brazillian Monk with a limp
dined only on Mussels and Shrimp

I think my profile on this thread is a bit too high and I prefer to be a team player, so I'm going to play somewhere else for a while, have fun

He liked every dish
to taste strongly of fish

aw, don't leave us Oggie, we need someone to rescue the bad rhymes and scansion, and u do it *so* well

Thanks for the vote HNM but I'm being serious, non of this Prima-wotsit stuff, have you visited the 'Each Post a Rimicle' recently, that finished up with three members each posting against each other with one dumping 20 or 21 'Rimicles' all in one posting, when I saw that I thought "what the is that all about", it's notable that there hasn't been a posting there since 17th of July!!!. I think this is one of the most intractive and vibrant sites on h2g2 and I don't want to be part of it's demise by suffocating it. I've noticed that a few regulars have dropped out lately and that's a bit sad, so I'm standing back a bit, that's all. I have my own page on a Radio Station Website and doing some work for a publisher so I certainly 'aint sulkin' in a corner just in case anyone thinks so

So ate crab claws shell 'n all, he's no wimp.



This thread is quite short of people

They may all be jumping off steeples!
Oggie's gone for a rest

I'll rise to the test
If I can't continue - the 'll


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I've visited this thread for so long

It's members can't really do wrong!

Time after time
they find a neat rhyme

and occasionally break into song!

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I'm not here so often these days

And some even burst into song.





My dog's got a mole on her nose

Oh! Ignore me, and go with Peet. I'll join in later this evening.

I'm not here so often these days
And increasingly short are my stays
The work's piling up....

I don't know when to stop