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New game anyone?

Post 10321

BFM -- just an old guy trying to keep up!

Just peel back the skin
And shove it right in ...

smiley - erm


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Post 10322

Oggie, trying hard to rise to inertia.

to soothe one of life's pesky Drama's

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In the morning mist and the dew
A naturist walked, was it you?


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Post 10323

Universal Granny


No, when I'm bare it's quite frightening
So that's not enlightening


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Post 10324

Universal Granny


Just thought I'd keep you on your toes, Oggie


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Post 10325

Oggie, trying hard to rise to inertia.

No - No, this was dangly and blue

I thought you might be lurkin' somewhere Gran, have a good breaksmiley - ok
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In the nude you look out for Thistles


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Post 10326

SimplesOfTheMoon

And for the man in the bushes who whistles smiley - erm

smiley - fullmoon


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Post 10327

Oggie, trying hard to rise to inertia.

which with snakes in the grass
who home in on your asssmiley - monster


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Post 10328

You can call me TC

Not to mention wild boar - Oh those bristles!!!!

smiley - popcornsmiley - popcornsmiley - popcorn

Rapunzel was brushing her hair


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Post 10329

Oggie, trying hard to rise to inertia.

which she hung from a hook on the stair


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Post 10330

You can call me TC

She got caught on a tangle


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Post 10331

Oggie, trying hard to rise to inertia.

and dragged in the mangle
now Rapunzel is spread everywhere

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whilst sat up high in my Castle


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Post 10332

Universal Granny


My postman delivered a parcel


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Post 10333

Universal Granny


My postman delivered a parcel


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Post 10334

Universal Granny



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Post 10335

HarpoNotMarx (((2*1)^6)-6-(2*8)=42

unwrapping it quickly
made me feeel quite sickly

LO evry1, bck frm hls


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Post 10336

Oggie, trying hard to rise to inertia.

even mail to a Castle is Hassle

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Welcome back u2, it was getting a bit lonely out here, looks like all the rest have got fed up with it, one or two chuck us a carrot now and then, smiley - cheers

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A red headed Viking named Nils


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Post 10337

SimplesOfTheMoon

Used to drink pils after pils (which actually IS some kind of beer in Norwegian)... Oh by the way, thanx for the welcome there Oggie!

smiley - fullmoon


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Post 10338

Oggie, trying hard to rise to inertia.

when he'd got a few down
he fell down like a Clown


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Post 10339

SimplesOfTheMoon

All the way from the top of the hills...

smiley - devilsmiley - devilsmiley - devilsmiley - devilsmiley - devilsmiley - devil

My brother just bought this canary

smiley - fullmoon


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Post 10340

Universal Granny


But it pulled out its feathers so it's bare-y


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