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New game anyone?
Oggie, trying hard to rise to inertia. Posted Dec 21, 2002
he had too many hits
and it flew into bits
( a bit like some of these limericks)
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Peet (the Pedantic Punctuation Policeman, Muse of Lateral Programming Ideas, Eggcups-Spurtle-and-Spoonswinner, BBC Cheese Namer & Zaphodista) Posted Dec 21, 2002
He sliced off six carats
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...Shrillian... Posted Dec 22, 2002
There once was a fellow named Steve
Who took a large diamond to cleave...
he had too many hits
and it flew into bits
So he grabbed them and started to weave.
My room has been hit by a bomb!
Who knows where it came from!
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Argon0 (50 and feeling it - back for a bit) Posted Dec 22, 2002
And I have to confess
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Lighthousegirl - back on board Posted Dec 22, 2002
But created with total aplomb!
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Ther once was a man who sang Carols
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Oggie, trying hard to rise to inertia. Posted Dec 22, 2002
stood on a stack of old barrels
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podamonkey Posted Dec 22, 2002
When launching into "Jingle Bells"
He emits an assortment of smells
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You can call me TC Posted Dec 22, 2002
***Whoops - have just noticed that you're supposed to start off the next one.***
My mobile phone, when it rings
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Oggie, trying hard to rise to inertia. Posted Dec 22, 2002
sounds like a bird when it sings
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Peet (the Pedantic Punctuation Policeman, Muse of Lateral Programming Ideas, Eggcups-Spurtle-and-Spoonswinner, BBC Cheese Namer & Zaphodista) Posted Dec 23, 2002
it chirps and it tweets
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Mr. Christopher, enjoying the Magicians Guild game where he is called Polonius Franc, Elder Healer and local merchant Posted Dec 23, 2002
So let's go and shoot the dumb things!
I do so hate cellular phones
When it rings, I emit many moans...
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podamonkey Posted Dec 23, 2002
These conversational sockets
that live in our pockets
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Mr. Christopher, enjoying the Magicians Guild game where he is called Polonius Franc, Elder Healer and local merchant Posted Dec 23, 2002
Are as noticable as bright traffic cones!
Some friends and I in a van
Set out West with an adventurous plan...
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podamonkey Posted Dec 23, 2002
With daring, planning and patience
we thought we'd make the newsagents.
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Mr. Christopher, enjoying the Magicians Guild game where he is called Polonius Franc, Elder Healer and local merchant Posted Dec 23, 2002
Dress in green and play Peter Pan!
My teacher has died of aorta
After reading my history report-a
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Bassman - Funny how people never ceases to amaze me! Posted Dec 23, 2002
I fear for his loss
No-one gives a toss....
Bassman 
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Argon0 (50 and feeling it - back for a bit) Posted Dec 23, 2002
Though they'd operated through a porta
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A nice young girl from Neptune
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- 8061: Oggie, trying hard to rise to inertia. (Dec 21, 2002)
- 8062: Peet (the Pedantic Punctuation Policeman, Muse of Lateral Programming Ideas, Eggcups-Spurtle-and-Spoonswinner, BBC Cheese Namer & Zaphodista) (Dec 21, 2002)
- 8063: ...Shrillian... (Dec 22, 2002)
- 8064: Lighthousegirl - back on board (Dec 22, 2002)
- 8065: Argon0 (50 and feeling it - back for a bit) (Dec 22, 2002)
- 8066: Lighthousegirl - back on board (Dec 22, 2002)
- 8067: Oggie, trying hard to rise to inertia. (Dec 22, 2002)
- 8068: podamonkey (Dec 22, 2002)
- 8069: You can call me TC (Dec 22, 2002)
- 8070: You can call me TC (Dec 22, 2002)
- 8071: Oggie, trying hard to rise to inertia. (Dec 22, 2002)
- 8072: Peet (the Pedantic Punctuation Policeman, Muse of Lateral Programming Ideas, Eggcups-Spurtle-and-Spoonswinner, BBC Cheese Namer & Zaphodista) (Dec 23, 2002)
- 8073: podamonkey (Dec 23, 2002)
- 8074: Mr. Christopher, enjoying the Magicians Guild game where he is called Polonius Franc, Elder Healer and local merchant (Dec 23, 2002)
- 8075: podamonkey (Dec 23, 2002)
- 8076: Mr. Christopher, enjoying the Magicians Guild game where he is called Polonius Franc, Elder Healer and local merchant (Dec 23, 2002)
- 8077: podamonkey (Dec 23, 2002)
- 8078: Mr. Christopher, enjoying the Magicians Guild game where he is called Polonius Franc, Elder Healer and local merchant (Dec 23, 2002)
- 8079: Bassman - Funny how people never ceases to amaze me! (Dec 23, 2002)
- 8080: Argon0 (50 and feeling it - back for a bit) (Dec 23, 2002)
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