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Post 7241

Feisor - -0- Generix I made it back - sortof ...

And I don't have to spit out the pips.

smiley - redwinesmiley - redwinesmiley - redwinesmiley - redwinesmiley - redwinesmiley - redwinesmiley - redwinesmiley - redwinesmiley - redwinesmiley - redwinesmiley - redwinesmiley - redwine


Oh! Give me a wine that is red



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Post 7242

Mr. Christopher, enjoying the Magicians Guild game where he is called Polonius Franc, Elder Healer and local merchant

And then wisk me off to your bed...


One Line at a time (sometimes)

Post 7243

Pan, the piper at the gates of dawn

We'll drink what's not spilled
'Til the nighttime is killed


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Post 7244

Mr. Christopher, enjoying the Magicians Guild game where he is called Polonius Franc, Elder Healer and local merchant

By the sad fact that you've got no head.


Making love to the Head Horseman


One Line at a time (sometimes)

Post 7245

Pan, the piper at the gates of dawn

Can be tricky if you don't know Fortran


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Post 7246

Mr. Christopher, enjoying the Magicians Guild game where he is called Polonius Franc, Elder Healer and local merchant

If he gets you in bed,
Put your feet near his "head"


One Line at a time (sometimes)

Post 7247

Pan, the piper at the gates of dawn

And recite the entire Koran.



The media on September Eleven


One Line at a time (sometimes)

Post 7248

Mr. Christopher, enjoying the Magicians Guild game where he is called Polonius Franc, Elder Healer and local merchant

Made me think only of Andre Sleven...


One Line at a time (sometimes)

Post 7249

Mu Beta

Their hyperbole


One Line at a time (sometimes)

Post 7250

Mr. Christopher, enjoying the Magicians Guild game where he is called Polonius Franc, Elder Healer and local merchant

Made my sick just to see


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Post 7251

Mu Beta

The tribute song by S Club 7

----*apologies, that was a bit weak*----

This thread is forum 28-Thousand


One Line at a time (sometimes)

Post 7252

Evil Zombie Strider

And has nothing to do with Pete Townshend (smiley - erm)

smiley - footprints


One Line at a time (sometimes)

Post 7253

Mu Beta

He was a guitarist

*has no idea where this limerick going*


One Line at a time (sometimes)

Post 7254

Evil Zombie Strider

He wasn't a florist

(methinks its not going anywhere...)

smiley - footprints


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Post 7255

Mu Beta

And he certainly wasn't my cousin

*Gets out quick in search of better first line*

"Oh Sire" she said post-coitally


One Line at a time (sometimes)

Post 7256

Mr. Christopher, enjoying the Magicians Guild game where he is called Polonius Franc, Elder Healer and local merchant

You hath abused me right royally


One Line at a time (sometimes)

Post 7257

Feisor - -0- Generix I made it back - sortof ...

Your droit de seigneur
Of which you are sure


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Post 7258

Xanadu

But everything about you is so oily...

(Excuse the pathetic rhyme - I've been absent, and I'm trying to regain some of my form...smiley - laugh)

I hate my ultra-slow Broadband...


One Line at a time (sometimes)

Post 7259

Mu Beta

Draw a metaphorical sword, and


One Line at a time (sometimes)

Post 7260

Peet (the Pedantic Punctuation Policeman, Muse of Lateral Programming Ideas, Eggcups-Spurtle-and-Spoonswinner, BBC Cheese Namer & Zaphodista)

cut off my connection


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