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Xanadu Posted Aug 27, 2002
My stomach's rumbling,
I'm gonna start grumbling,
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Feisor - -0- Generix I made it back - sortof ... Posted Aug 27, 2002
Aaaah - there's NOTHING like a good chunder
That's Aussie for spew, vomit, etc (
)
I really like to eat junk
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...Shrillian... Posted Aug 27, 2002
While listening to really good funk
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vogonpoet (AViators at A13264670) Posted Aug 27, 2002
Then I dance on my crisps,
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Mr. Christopher, enjoying the Magicians Guild game where he is called Polonius Franc, Elder Healer and local merchant Posted Aug 27, 2002
With a lilt and a lisp
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Xanadu Posted Aug 28, 2002
While listening to some very good punk...
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Help! I've lost all my money in the bank!
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Feisor - -0- Generix I made it back - sortof ... Posted Aug 28, 2002
I lost mine when 
WorldCom sank
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Peet (the Pedantic Punctuation Policeman, Muse of Lateral Programming Ideas, Eggcups-Spurtle-and-Spoonswinner, BBC Cheese Namer & Zaphodista) Posted Aug 28, 2002
while my Enron stock
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Mr. Christopher, enjoying the Magicians Guild game where he is called Polonius Franc, Elder Healer and local merchant Posted Aug 29, 2002
But I'm glad Martha Stewert just tanked!
And speaking of tanks...
A soldier from Company B
Fell in love with a girl from Trilee
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Mr. Christopher, enjoying the Magicians Guild game where he is called Polonius Franc, Elder Healer and local merchant Posted Aug 29, 2002
He sent her a note
"...
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Xanadu Posted Aug 29, 2002
"...Sorry but I really need to pee!"
Decapitation is so cruel...
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Feisor - -0- Generix I made it back - sortof ... Posted Aug 29, 2002
If headless, I feel like a fool
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Mr. Christopher, enjoying the Magicians Guild game where he is called Polonius Franc, Elder Healer and local merchant Posted Aug 29, 2002
And then I'll run about
Like a chicken withoout...
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Xanadu Posted Aug 29, 2002
his very own bucket of gruel...
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What is the point of these limericks?
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Peet (the Pedantic Punctuation Policeman, Muse of Lateral Programming Ideas, Eggcups-Spurtle-and-Spoonswinner, BBC Cheese Namer & Zaphodista) Posted Aug 29, 2002
just an outlet for odd verbal tricks?
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Xanadu Posted Aug 29, 2002
My vocabulary's poor,
My head's getting sore,
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Mr. Christopher, enjoying the Magicians Guild game where he is called Polonius Franc, Elder Healer and local merchant Posted Aug 30, 2002
And I think I am out of Crispix.
I love to make my own chips,
Or as the Brits call them, crisps...
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Xanadu Posted Aug 30, 2002
I think they're great,
Fills up my dinner plate,
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- 7222: Feisor - -0- Generix I made it back - sortof ... (Aug 27, 2002)
- 7223: ...Shrillian... (Aug 27, 2002)
- 7224: vogonpoet (AViators at A13264670) (Aug 27, 2002)
- 7225: Mr. Christopher, enjoying the Magicians Guild game where he is called Polonius Franc, Elder Healer and local merchant (Aug 27, 2002)
- 7226: Xanadu (Aug 28, 2002)
- 7227: Feisor - -0- Generix I made it back - sortof ... (Aug 28, 2002)
- 7228: Peet (the Pedantic Punctuation Policeman, Muse of Lateral Programming Ideas, Eggcups-Spurtle-and-Spoonswinner, BBC Cheese Namer & Zaphodista) (Aug 28, 2002)
- 7229: Xanadu (Aug 28, 2002)
- 7230: Mr. Christopher, enjoying the Magicians Guild game where he is called Polonius Franc, Elder Healer and local merchant (Aug 29, 2002)
- 7231: Evil Zombie Strider (Aug 29, 2002)
- 7232: Mr. Christopher, enjoying the Magicians Guild game where he is called Polonius Franc, Elder Healer and local merchant (Aug 29, 2002)
- 7233: Xanadu (Aug 29, 2002)
- 7234: Feisor - -0- Generix I made it back - sortof ... (Aug 29, 2002)
- 7235: Mr. Christopher, enjoying the Magicians Guild game where he is called Polonius Franc, Elder Healer and local merchant (Aug 29, 2002)
- 7236: Xanadu (Aug 29, 2002)
- 7237: Peet (the Pedantic Punctuation Policeman, Muse of Lateral Programming Ideas, Eggcups-Spurtle-and-Spoonswinner, BBC Cheese Namer & Zaphodista) (Aug 29, 2002)
- 7238: Xanadu (Aug 29, 2002)
- 7239: Mr. Christopher, enjoying the Magicians Guild game where he is called Polonius Franc, Elder Healer and local merchant (Aug 30, 2002)
- 7240: Xanadu (Aug 30, 2002)
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