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Post 7201

Feisor - -0- Generix I made it back - sortof ...

There's an air of confused vegetarianism

smiley - tongueout


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Post 7202

Xanadu

But I don't really care,
As it may ruin my hair,


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Post 7203

Mu Beta

Prepared for Tory Parliamentarianism!



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A vital aid to digestion


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Post 7204

Xanadu

Is totally out of the question!


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Post 7205

Peet (the Pedantic Punctuation Policeman, Muse of Lateral Programming Ideas, Eggcups-Spurtle-and-Spoonswinner, BBC Cheese Namer & Zaphodista)

my rumbling bowels


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Post 7206

Mu Beta

Lead to anguished howls


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Post 7207

Xanadu

And it totally wrecks my profession!

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What if I die before I wake?


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Post 7208

Peet (the Pedantic Punctuation Policeman, Muse of Lateral Programming Ideas, Eggcups-Spurtle-and-Spoonswinner, BBC Cheese Namer & Zaphodista)

The thought makes me shiver and quake


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Post 7209

Xanadu

That I will waste away,
Without getting my pay,


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Post 7210

Mu Beta

And a pension that's all mine to take

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I've already stopped using Brunel


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Post 7211

Xanadu

And I am desperately trying to sell...


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Post 7212

Peet (the Pedantic Punctuation Policeman, Muse of Lateral Programming Ideas, Eggcups-Spurtle-and-Spoonswinner, BBC Cheese Namer & Zaphodista)

my surplus green rivets,


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Post 7213

Xanadu

and all those extra bits,


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Post 7214

Peet (the Pedantic Punctuation Policeman, Muse of Lateral Programming Ideas, Eggcups-Spurtle-and-Spoonswinner, BBC Cheese Namer & Zaphodista)

make my screen a complete living hell.

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I'm listening to a Blavatsky documentary


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Post 7215

Feisor - -0- Generix I made it back - sortof ...

With a totally confusing commentary


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Post 7216

Mr. Christopher, enjoying the Magicians Guild game where he is called Polonius Franc, Elder Healer and local merchant

I'm hoping, with luck,
To see someone f**k...


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Post 7217

Feisor - -0- Generix I made it back - sortof ...

In a crowded Theosophical cemetary


smiley - redwinesmiley - redwinesmiley - redwinesmiley - redwinesmiley - redwinesmiley - redwinesmiley - redwinesmiley - redwinesmiley - redwinesmiley - redwine


A hobby we all have enjoyed


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Post 7218

Mr. Christopher, enjoying the Magicians Guild game where he is called Polonius Franc, Elder Healer and local merchant

Is visiting the island of Hanoi
And cathering shells
And small silver bells


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Post 7219

Xanadu

And sacrificing many small boys...

smiley - discosmiley - discosmiley - discosmiley - discosmiley - discosmiley - discosmiley - discosmiley - discosmiley - disco

"Who ate all the pies" I wonder...


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Post 7220

Peet (the Pedantic Punctuation Policeman, Muse of Lateral Programming Ideas, Eggcups-Spurtle-and-Spoonswinner, BBC Cheese Namer & Zaphodista)

hearing the suspect's flatulence thunder


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