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Pan, the piper at the gates of dawn Posted Jul 11, 2002
To invent a cure
for the morally impure
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Evil Zombie Strider Posted Jul 11, 2002
By sending them self-rightious spam.
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I once saw a bright purple fairy
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Pan, the piper at the gates of dawn Posted Jul 11, 2002
Who worked all day long at the dairy
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paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant Posted Jul 11, 2002
The cows she amazed
As they stood there and grazed
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Pan, the piper at the gates of dawn Posted Jul 11, 2002
For her wings were remarkably hairy.
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Davey wore socks with hs sandals
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paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant Posted Jul 11, 2002
He wore them while whistling Handel.
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Pan, the piper at the gates of dawn Posted Jul 11, 2002
"Hornpipe" or "Bourree,"
He just couldn't say,
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paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant Posted Jul 11, 2002
Till his footwear was stolen by vandals.
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The geese in the river are molting
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Jack-oh, back on dry land for three whole weeks... Posted Jul 11, 2002
the 'honks' they make are quite halting....
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Jack-oh, back on dry land for three whole weeks... Posted Jul 11, 2002
embarrassed 
I think...
at looking so pink...
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Pan, the piper at the gates of dawn Posted Jul 11, 2002
if only they weren't so revolting.
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There was a sea captain named Frank
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Peet (the Pedantic Punctuation Policeman, Muse of Lateral Programming Ideas, Eggcups-Spurtle-and-Spoonswinner, BBC Cheese Namer & Zaphodista) Posted Jul 11, 2002
who would jog, rather than walk, the plank
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Jack-oh, back on dry land for three whole weeks... Posted Jul 11, 2002
the crew put down grease...
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Mr. Christopher, enjoying the Magicians Guild game where he is called Polonius Franc, Elder Healer and local merchant Posted Jul 12, 2002
In Dave Jones' locker, that closed with a *clank*
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It seems that dear Pam Anderson
Is finished before she is done
When caught in a quandry,
She just does her laundry,
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Jack-oh, back on dry land for three whole weeks... Posted Jul 12, 2002
surprisingly, she finds it quite fun...
a donkey sat on the sea-shore...
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Peet (the Pedantic Punctuation Policeman, Muse of Lateral Programming Ideas, Eggcups-Spurtle-and-Spoonswinner, BBC Cheese Namer & Zaphodista) Posted Jul 12, 2002
and wrote in the sand "I Love Eeyore"
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Jack-oh, back on dry land for three whole weeks... Posted Jul 12, 2002
Pooh found out
and started to pout...
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Pan, the piper at the gates of dawn Posted Jul 12, 2002
And decided to become a w***e.
A failing comedienne named Delores
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Mr. Christopher, enjoying the Magicians Guild game where he is called Polonius Franc, Elder Healer and local merchant Posted Jul 12, 2002
Would come out on the stage and then bore us.
On and on she would go
Till we all shouted "NO!"
But she ignored our negative chorus.
I'm going on a date with Janeane
I've been told that she likes her meat lean...
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