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Post 6881

Mu Beta

So now I'm sure achin'
To peel off her bacon


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Post 6882

Jack-oh, back on dry land for three whole weeks...

but having seen me, she's not so keen!

there's sand in the desert, they say...


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Post 6883

Peet (the Pedantic Punctuation Policeman, Muse of Lateral Programming Ideas, Eggcups-Spurtle-and-Spoonswinner, BBC Cheese Namer & Zaphodista)

while a great deal of Europe is clay


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Post 6884

Feisor - -0- Generix I made it back - sortof ...

Australia has piles
Of nothing for miles


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Post 6885

Jack-oh, back on dry land for three whole weeks...

and Skippy can skip all day...



there once was a country of owls...


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Post 6886

Jack-oh, back on dry land for three whole weeks...

who cornered the market in towels...


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Post 6887

Peet (the Pedantic Punctuation Policeman, Muse of Lateral Programming Ideas, Eggcups-Spurtle-and-Spoonswinner, BBC Cheese Namer & Zaphodista)

their bathsheet selection


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Post 6888

Jack-oh, back on dry land for three whole weeks...

after some deep reflection...


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Post 6889

Mr. Christopher, enjoying the Magicians Guild game where he is called Polonius Franc, Elder Healer and local merchant

Brought out their compedators scowels!

I do so love olden time Jazz


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Post 6890

Pamela Anderson (Take me back, Apollo!)

The newer stuff just gives me gas


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Post 6891

Mr. Christopher, enjoying the Magicians Guild game where he is called Polonius Franc, Elder Healer and local merchant

The twenties were hot
And I'll do the foxtrot


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Post 6892

Pamela Anderson (Take me back, Apollo!)

Til the breath I breathe is my last

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Pam is a girl with some assets


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Post 6893

Jack-oh, back on dry land for three whole weeks...

she also works at the vets...


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Post 6894

Mr. Christopher, enjoying the Magicians Guild game where he is called Polonius Franc, Elder Healer and local merchant

Where she sicks dogs on thugs
Who stare at her jugs


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Post 6895

Jack-oh, back on dry land for three whole weeks...

except those she lets....


A seperhero called Edwin....


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Post 6896

Jack-oh, back on dry land for three whole weeks...

sorry... new keyboard!

a superhero called Edwin...


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Post 6897

Mr. Christopher, enjoying the Magicians Guild game where he is called Polonius Franc, Elder Healer and local merchant

Had a slight run-in with a bedoin,
When asked with a cry,
"Do you have correct time?"


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Post 6898

Pan, the piper at the gates of dawn

Replied, "It's time for Bonzo's beddin'."


An engineer named Ivor


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Post 6899

Jack-oh, back on dry land for three whole weeks...

was not much of a survivor...


One Line at a time (sometimes)

Post 6900

Pan, the piper at the gates of dawn

When the train jumped the track,


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