h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Airplane -

"It's an entirely different kind of flying, altogether" ~ pilot
"It's an entirely different kind of flying" ~ crew

Better Off Dead -

"Buck up little camper. I could be at home right now drinking this killer egg nog my brother makes with lighter fluid"

"I love the smell of napalm in the morning." (again, forget the actor) in Apocolypse Now

"I love the smell of malamute in the morning." Robin Wiliams in Survivors

"You gotta keep mixing the eggs, or they'll clot and turn back to powder" Robin Wiliams in Survivors

"He chewed through the ropes... He's more primitive than I thought" Walter Mathau(sp?) in Survivors

"NO! It not a TooMuh" Arnold S. in Kindergarten Cop.

"We're on a Mission From God" Elwood Blues (Dan Ackroyd) in The Blues Brothers

"It'll be hard to eat corn on the cob with no F$#@ing teeth!!" 'Good old Boys' band leader in The Blues Brothers.

"They Broke My Watch!" various Police Officers (four I think) in the Bluse Brothers

"I love the smell of napalm in the morning." (again, forget the actor) in Apocolypse Now

"I love the smell of malamute in the morning." Robin Wiliams in Survivors

"You gotta keep mixing the eggs, or they'll clot and turn back to powder" Robin Wiliams in Survivors

"He chewed through the ropes... He's more primitive than I thought" Walter Mathau(sp?) in Survivors

"NO! It not a TooMuh" Arnold S. in Kindergarten Cop.

"We're on a Mission From God" Elwood Blues (Dan Ackroyd) in The Blues Brothers

"It'll be hard to eat corn on the cob with no F$#@ing teeth!!" 'Good old Boys' band leader in The Blues Brothers.

"They Broke My Watch!" various Police Officers (four I think) in the Bluse Brothers

I don't know any of the actors names, so if someone can help me out...

Ash: "Good...bad...I'm the guy with the gun."

Princess: "You found me beautiful once." Ash: "Bitch, you got REAL ugly."

"I'm not dead yet!"
"That must be the king, he hasn't got shit all over him"
"What else floats? ... Little rocks!"
"She turned me into a newt, I got betta"
"We are the Knights who say Nee"
"You must cut down the largest tree in the forest with .... a herring"

how are you at "Willow" quotes.

"Noooo!!! We go DAT WAAY!" Frenchie

"You are Drunk! And When You are Drunk you Forget. I am in charge!! We DAT way!!!" Rhuel(sp?) (or Frenchie... I forget)

"What is you favourite colour?"

"Blue, no Red, no ... AAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH"

"What is the average wing beats of a swallow?"

I thought it was

"blue, no, yellow .... aaaaaaah!"

Possibly, it's been a while since I saw Holy Grail .... I bow to you sir

one of the quotes on the list is inaccurate. In Back to the Future Biff Tannen actually says "Why don't you make like a tree and get outta here." and then in the second movie of the series his future self corrects and calls him an idiot. The way it is on the list is actually the correct saying and just isn't as funny. Also what about the one from the recent hit "American Pie" such as "It's like warm apple pie man" "McDonald's or homemade?" one boy to another when the first asks what sex feels like.

OOps sorry I posted that last one twice. I think the problem with this article is twofold, one is that it could go on forever as everyone has a favorite movie and quote from it and two it could be everchanging as new movies come out all the time, but hey, let me add another one.

"So don't think I am going to let some piece of Dixie a@# parade in here and Crap all over my dream" (said in heavy New York Accent)
--from the movie Shag, no clue which actor says it.

"I see dead people" the little kid in Sixth Sense

"JOSH!!!???" Blair Witch project

"A hickey from Kanicki is like a Hallmark card, when you care enough to send the very best." --Jeff Conaway in "Grease"
"I feel like a defective typewriter, I skipped a period" --Stockard Channing, Rizzo in "Grease"
"Tell me about it, Stud" Olivia Newton-John Sandy in "grease"

The list of Grease quotes could go on and on and on....

"Badges?! Badges?! We don't need no stinking badges!"
Treasure of the Sierra Madre with Humphry Bogart. 1948
LIB-

"Who do I have to f**k to get off this ship?" Sigourney Weaver (*drool*) as Ellen Ripley and clone in Alien & Alien Resurrection

"I hold 2 leauge records. Most time spent in the penalty box, and I was the only guy ever to take off his skate and try to stab another player" Adam Sandler as Happy Gilmore.

H&K
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Wallace Shawn didn't lisp.

Third base, actually.

Correction: "You fell victim to one of the classic blunders. The most famous is 'never get involved in a land war in Asia [not Prussia, thank you very much; it's a reference to Vietnam]' but only slightly less well-known is this: 'Never go in against a Sicilian when death is on the line.'"

And it's "what is the air speed velocity of an unladen swallow?"

"Strange game. The only winning move is not to play." From War Games, said by the WOPR computer after simulating
nuclear war.

"You and the moon, you and the moon. You wear a necktie so I'll know you." Groucho to Margaret Dumont in Ducksoup

" I will find you!" Daniel Day Lewis in The Last of The Mohicans

"Stupid is as Stupid does." Al Gore in real life

"I'll bet he works out." Jim Carrey in Dumb & Dumber

"Of all the men I've ever known, he was the most....human"
- Captain Kirk about Spock after he died in Wrath of Khan

"Perhaps today is a good day to die!" Mr. Whorf in Generations

"That's the Facts , Jack !" Bill Murray in Stripes

"War not make one great" Yoda

"This can't be happening. It only thinks it's happening."
Jeff Bridges in Tron

"Life will find a way"
Jeff Goldblum in Jurrasic Park

" Son of a bitch!Son of a bitch!"
Alec Baldwin in The Hunt for Red October

"HHey, if you want to do that, we'll let him drive.."
Rick Ducommon to Bill Murray in Groundhog Day
after Murray plows the car into a mailbox