A Conversation for Air Padded Plastic Wrap
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Sidney Kidney, AKA Gruby Ben, friend of Dirty Den Posted Sep 28, 1999
He looks a little deflated!!, Oh and a limp
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Vestboy Posted Sep 28, 1999
He's young, he'll bounce back. After all, spine injuries on hedgehogs are like breaking a nail to humans.
Is he OK - who did I bowl? Am I winning?
*looking slightly nervous*
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Sidney Kidney, AKA Gruby Ben, friend of Dirty Den Posted Sep 28, 1999
I think a call to the RSPCA might be in order!!
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Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) Posted Sep 28, 1999
Frankly, I don't think Vestboy's remarkable effort should be allowed to stand... nobody will be able to beat it without risking the safety of the hedgehogs.
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SPINY (aka Ship's Cook) Posted Sep 28, 1999
Vestboy, Vestboy! You're THIS close to a lifetime suspension! First you bring ferrets along, then you nearly kill my cousin Herbert. What did you think the bubble wrap was for, for goodness sake?! I'll go and see if Herb's okay. In the meantime, let that throw be struck from the record book, and YOU, Vestboy, sit there and don't move. *shouts* I'm coming, Herb!
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Vestboy Posted Sep 28, 1999
Looking at the hedgehog I don't think it CAN stand.
I'll just get him to pop across the road and see the vet. He is OK on Zebra Crossings isn't he?
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Maisie Posted Sep 28, 1999
Well I'm sorry Vesty, but I personally think you should be disqualified too...i mean, to miss the cushions AND the bubble wrap...honestly...
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Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) Posted Sep 28, 1999
It's just not cricket!
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Vestboy Posted Sep 28, 1999
*hanging head in shame*
I'm just a failure...
WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!
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SPINY (aka Ship's Cook) Posted Sep 28, 1999
No no, Mr Vestboy, I think you've done enough damage for one day. I'll get Herb across the road, thank you...woah, that was a near thing...bloody Golf GTI drivers...Now, don't let this injury stop the game eveyone. Dilbert's a good choice for someone to bowl, and there's a whole load of eager young hopefuls behind him. I'll be back later once we've got Herb patched up.
PS Maisie, you were right about needing cushions after all.
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SPINY (aka Ship's Cook) Posted Sep 28, 1999
All right, all right, we'll put it down to boyish enthusiasm. But let's have no more cricket bowling. This sport is based on the gentle game of carpet bowling. Herb's just got a few bruises, he'll be out of the game for a day or two, and the vet's given him a brandy to steady his nerves. I nearly took some myself, but obviously that would dull my game, and to show there's guts in our community, I'm offering to be bowled next.
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Vestboy Posted Sep 28, 1999
*Takes Spiny N very gently and raises him to chin in a double handed tenpin bowling grip*
It's handy you've got those little holes for me to fit my fingers in.
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SPINY (aka Ship's Cook) Posted Sep 28, 1999
Mmff rill orp abuse mmf! armff earg lawyer!
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SPINY (aka Ship's Cook) Posted Sep 28, 1999
*wriggles around in a surprisingly deft manoeuvre for a hedgehog, extricates self from embarassingly familiar grasp*
Bleagh! Don't try that that again! I don't like leaving you in charge of the Championships, Mr Vestboy, but I have to go now. Try to behave, and remember to switch off the floodlights when you're done.
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Vestboy Posted Sep 28, 1999
*Three quick steps and bowls SN towards the scarlet cushion*
There, that's better!
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Vestboy Posted Sep 28, 1999
Wha...? whe...? who...? That was a perfect delivery but the H.H. is nowhere to be seen.
Ah well, I'll just have to turn off the floodlights, roll up the turf and put the cat out.
How many pints should we order? Oh, I'm talking to myself... Everyone's gone...
*Click, roll, noise of fire extinguisher on cat - MEOUW! Clink of milk bottles, clunk of door closing behind him*
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Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) Posted Sep 28, 1999
Where's everybody gone? I was just taking a long run up.... Spiny? Vestboy? Anyone?
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The Dancing Tree Posted Sep 28, 1999
I dunno. I come back from a hard day's work at the office, looking through the "archives" of one of my articles, and there's all these bloody hedgehogs lying around everywhere.
Doesn't anyone clear up after themselves anymore?
No, you can't have some more porridge.
Mumble grumble.
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Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) Posted Sep 28, 1999
*fumbling around in the dark* Who's that? Somebody get me out of here. This ruddy hedgehog has just urinated up my sleeve.
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- 41: Sidney Kidney, AKA Gruby Ben, friend of Dirty Den (Sep 28, 1999)
- 42: Vestboy (Sep 28, 1999)
- 43: Sidney Kidney, AKA Gruby Ben, friend of Dirty Den (Sep 28, 1999)
- 44: Vestboy (Sep 28, 1999)
- 45: Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) (Sep 28, 1999)
- 46: SPINY (aka Ship's Cook) (Sep 28, 1999)
- 47: Vestboy (Sep 28, 1999)
- 48: Maisie (Sep 28, 1999)
- 49: Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) (Sep 28, 1999)
- 50: Vestboy (Sep 28, 1999)
- 51: SPINY (aka Ship's Cook) (Sep 28, 1999)
- 52: SPINY (aka Ship's Cook) (Sep 28, 1999)
- 53: Vestboy (Sep 28, 1999)
- 54: SPINY (aka Ship's Cook) (Sep 28, 1999)
- 55: SPINY (aka Ship's Cook) (Sep 28, 1999)
- 56: Vestboy (Sep 28, 1999)
- 57: Vestboy (Sep 28, 1999)
- 58: Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) (Sep 28, 1999)
- 59: The Dancing Tree (Sep 28, 1999)
- 60: Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) (Sep 28, 1999)
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