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Maisie Posted Sep 28, 1999
Why thankyou Mr Vibenstein. We are very greateful for your kind assistance. Erm watch out, he's dripping smelly damp goo from the drain...were those shoes expensive?
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Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) Posted Sep 28, 1999
Yes. Not to worry, I'll have them dry cleaned in the morning.
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SPINY (aka Ship's Cook) Posted Sep 28, 1999
Maisie! Prof Vibe! you saved my life. I've lost many a dear friend down a drain when a sudden flash flood came along. And it's as well I cannoned off you, Vibe, (may I call you that?), for I see that beyond that foul drain is a steep embankment running down onto a busy main road, another danger area, nay indeed, graveyard, for my poor brethren. But I am well thanks to the two of you. Sorry about the shoes. I'll away and get cleaned up (again!), and the game can proceed. Let us put the unfortunate start behind us. I see Norbert is readying hinself for a "bowl" - perhaps you would care to do the honours, Vibe?
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Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) Posted Sep 28, 1999
Ah, twas nothing... any self respecting doctor of woodwork would have done the same. *donning the special glove* "Vibe"? Well, whatever. *picks Norbert up and bowls* Oh, I say! I'm rather pleased with that.
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SPINY (aka Ship's Cook) Posted Sep 28, 1999
I heard some cheers, but I can't see what's going on over the shower cubicle. Someone tell me what happened?
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Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) Posted Sep 28, 1999
Well, it's not been officially verified, but I'd say that was almost a foot and a half.
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Vestboy Posted Sep 28, 1999
Virtual Sports - my favourite!
I'll have to keep the ferrets in my underwear under control though. They've smelled hegehog and it's got them all excited.
I've never seen so much bubble wrap!
What's the rules?
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Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) Posted Sep 28, 1999
Rules? Are there rules?
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Vestboy Posted Sep 28, 1999
I don't play anything where I can't break the rules.
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Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) Posted Sep 28, 1999
Fair point. Well, the rules, as I understand them, seem to involve bowling Spiny Norman or one of his hedgehog friends as far as you can down these huge rolls of bubble wrap. 'Tis a common game 'round our way.
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SPINY (aka Ship's Cook) Posted Sep 28, 1999
If there ARE any rules it's NO FERRETS. There's been bad blood between hedgehogs and ferrets ever since the Great Massacre of 1709 when thousands of my hibernating cousins were cruelly slain by marauding ferrets. The snows in the glens ran red that year. I could play you a lament on my bagpipes, but we're in the middle of a Bowling Competition here. Anyway let's have that in the records - one and a half feet, Norbert, bowled Vibenstein. I shall rest a little while longer, but I see Herbert is limbering up on the trackside. Now he's a veteran of many seasons, and the going on bubble wrap should suit him very well. Who will take a shot with him?
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Sidney Kidney, AKA Gruby Ben, friend of Dirty Den Posted Sep 28, 1999
Sounds like fun!!
Can other round spiny animals be used?
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Vestboy Posted Sep 28, 1999
Ooh Arrr, it be!
Now Ferret's willing I'll just pick up this nearest h.h. and try a shot putting method for greater impact.
One, two, three. Hummmmmmmpppph!
*Stands hand shading eyes, looking into the distance*
How far then?
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Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) Posted Sep 28, 1999
Twenty-seven foot three... although I wasn't aware that overarm bowling was permitted.
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Maisie Posted Sep 28, 1999
Its not, I don't think. Look, he sailed right over the cushions. You think he's ok?
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Sidney Kidney, AKA Gruby Ben, friend of Dirty Den Posted Sep 28, 1999
looks as though the landing might have been a little hard!!
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Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) Posted Sep 28, 1999
Vestie, a word in your shell-like... you're not meant to kill the hedgehogs.
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Bubble Wrapping Stations
- 21: Maisie (Sep 28, 1999)
- 22: Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) (Sep 28, 1999)
- 23: SPINY (aka Ship's Cook) (Sep 28, 1999)
- 24: Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) (Sep 28, 1999)
- 25: SPINY (aka Ship's Cook) (Sep 28, 1999)
- 26: Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) (Sep 28, 1999)
- 27: Maisie (Sep 28, 1999)
- 28: Vestboy (Sep 28, 1999)
- 29: Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) (Sep 28, 1999)
- 30: Vestboy (Sep 28, 1999)
- 31: Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) (Sep 28, 1999)
- 32: SPINY (aka Ship's Cook) (Sep 28, 1999)
- 33: Sidney Kidney, AKA Gruby Ben, friend of Dirty Den (Sep 28, 1999)
- 34: Vestboy (Sep 28, 1999)
- 35: Maisie (Sep 28, 1999)
- 36: Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) (Sep 28, 1999)
- 37: Maisie (Sep 28, 1999)
- 38: Sidney Kidney, AKA Gruby Ben, friend of Dirty Den (Sep 28, 1999)
- 39: Dr E Vibenstein (You know it is, it really is.) (Sep 28, 1999)
- 40: Maisie (Sep 28, 1999)
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