The truly offensive and the offensive truth.

I'm sorry, were you in line?

It's an odd thing when your brain shifts gears without noise.

I saw an nude female selling peanut butter online the other day.

Organic peanut butter.

From contented peanuts...

the free range sort...

kosher, dontcha know?

A nude female of recent vintage, not too terribly distressed.

Selling...

peanut butter

peanut butter

peanut butter

peanut

butter.

Pea

Nut

Butt

Er,

in a jar,

being HELD

by a n

ude f

emale!

Undt I did not blink an ojo.

Did not even think about it.

Just remarked on the silliness of the brand.


'Lilith's Own'

Tee-hee.

Silly people.

She'll get you for this...

See if she don't!

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