The one thing I truly hate, outside of misplaced dipthongs.

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I know I've said this before, but it bears repeating and it popes reiterating:


INAPPROPRIATE FOOTWEAR IS A SIN AGAINST NATURE!

IF YOU WERE BORN WITH FUNCTIONING FEET,

THERE IS NO GOOD REASON WHY YOU CANNOT DIE WITH THEM!

ANY ATTEMPT TO RENDER YOUR FEET NONFUNCTIONAL OR DISFUNCTIONAL FOR REASONS OF FASHION OR LACK OF HEIGHT IS A FORM OF DISCRIMINATION AGAINST YOURSELF AND ANYONE WHO MIGHT FOLLOW YOUR BAD EXAMPLE!

THINK BEFORE YOU WALK!

THINK BEFORE YOU BUY!

Your tootsies, your back, and possibly your shoulders will thank you a thousand million times over.

And so will I.

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