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The Ballad of Pontillia Perlmutter, parts 1-4 exclusive.


Oft times and sometimes not oft, in this busy busy world of Richard Scarry, we find ourselves so caught up in our own 'ittle 'ives
that we've completely ignored the contributions of others.

This little exercise in fertility is an attempt by the
Friends of Pontillia Perlmutter Who Liked Her Too Much In Life To Tell Her What They Really Thought About Her, As Neither They nor She Really Like Embarrassment, Except On Certain Holidays And Types Of Toast, Incorporated,
and the
National Endowment For Not Mentioning The Word Endowment More Often Than One Should In Polite Company,
to broaden the world's horizons, if not their minds, in the direction of the artistry and talent that can be found in the normal average everyday person with a University education that they never learned to use...

Further support has been provided by the
Association of Alumni Who Really Would Rather Not Tell You Where They Went To College, As It's None Of Your Business,
through a matching grant of legal services and bikini waxings.


Without further Do: The Ballad of Pontillia Perlmutter, parts 1-4, Exclusive:

1. 8:56 AM

The Ballad of Pontillia Perlmutter, Part 1

by
Your Other Right Foot (appearing nightly without warning)

2. 8:57 AM

Ballad of Pointillia Perlmutter, Part 2

by
Your Other Right Foot (appearing nightly without warning)

3. 8:58 AM

The Ballad of Pontillia Perlmutter, Part 3

by
Your Other Right Foot (appearing nightly without warning)

4. 8:59 AM

The Ballad of Pontillia Perlmutter, part 4

by
Your Other Right Foot (appearing nightly without warning)

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