h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

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thats what he says i am...

is that good or bad?
foolishly or admirably?

The best person to ask is probabaly him.

ah

Aww, You are great and your englishy guy probably knows that, that may be why he wants to stay friends. I've known women who I wish I'd just stayed friends with as breaking up was messy and ruined our friendship...in fact there's only one girl I can think of who I'm still great friends with after a relationship, and she's as screwed up as I am.

Oh and I've been pushing my own merry-go-round now for several years. However, with the internet, a vivid imagination and a willingness to try most things at least once, it has not yet become boring.

...thanks T.B.

as for you and your friends and lovers... sounds to me like that one who is as screwed up as you are is a real keeper congratulations on having that friend!!

and yes i know he wants to stay friends... sometimes he looks just so happy to be around me it is slow but sure... stop and go... and i think my worst enemy is myself thinking too much!!

pushing your own merry-go-round!!
...boredom is not what stopped me in my internet tracks...
t'was that i only like to play on the playground with the boys...
and it is hard to know who is a boy on the internet
...and so it goes


however...



i do think that not having a virtual playground as recourse is forcing me to look at real life for possible playmates...

Ah, well I'll play with the boys or the girls...and even the somewhere in betweens.

i actually envy your evolvement...
and since i have progressed so much this last year...
i guess i canna say that i will always remain so unevolved...
but for the nonce it does appear so...

Ah well, I'm what is known as androgyne, or intergender. My gender, unlike my physical sex, changes about. That pretty much makes heterosexuality impossible.

according to the definition i found for heterosexuality... it does not necessarily imply exclusivity.... so you can be heterosexual i think? at times?

you're a very interesting person T.B.

englishy guy saga update: we have spent the last two days working on his roof...

it has been very much fun and he let me use his power saw to trim the shakes and today enCOURAGED me to climb up on the roof (shakeless... only lathed) and pull off rotten shingles... (shakes)

very much fun



he encourages me... i trust him...

hahahahahaha

i just met his wife!

no ...really! only they said its just technically...

i babbled on about how i took almost 3 years to finally think about divorce with my hasbeen... i just couldnt be bothered you know.... all that paperwork and all and it just being system stuff...

she kept saying... you mean he didnt tell you about me?

and i kept saying... no why should he i am just a renter!

very interesting

i can haaaaaardly wait til she leaves so i can hahahaha find out what that is all about hahahaHA!

really... its quite droll

when she said 'i am his wife"

i looked at him and said... "you're MARRIED?!"

really... i am still laughing out loud!!

okay... sorry... . . .wiping tears of mirth from my cheeks... . .

i dint explain why it was so funny...

it was the expression on his face...

kinda a little smile but kinda shut down and sorta aloof... he is VERY private.... or at least with me... doesnt want to tell me anything about his past...

so its funny cuz he kinda got i dunno trapped into being uncovered or something...

ah well...

...more later

You and the wife need to get together, then you can find out all about him and have a good gossip session!

ha
ha

ha

Men don't trust women talking to each other so if you and her were friends all you'd need to do is smile enigmatically at him, or giggle when he walks in the room. That'd really mess with his head.

i will forgo the obvious joke about which head.

um

oops



aaaaanyway.....

she is very angry and hostile towards me... i threaten her... actually unfortunately she met me during the death of their family pet so i symbolize an agent of the final death throes of their marriage...

i think

so being buddies is kinda sorta definitely out

I could hit her with a stick until she's nice to you

...Well I could if I was there.

aww... mine own hero

t'would be better tho to just send benevolent intentions of emotional healing her way i think

he IS adorable and and 'giving him up' would be very difficult i think...
i know because i have had to in my imagination when he told me about his girlfriends...

thing is... she doesn't realise... and i don't fault her for this... that the only thing he really really has a problem with with her is that she is freaking out about his distancing of himself which causes him to distance himself more which causes her to freak out more which yes causes him to distance himself... etc etc etc...

he will always love her... its obvious because he is willing to spend time and energy with her...
she could enjoy a wonderful friendship with him which i believe could also include a little nookie once in a while...
she just cannot own him.

How's it going?