h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

really gotta run for now but i will leave you with this...

the property manager for my place lives on site and, tho a kiwi, has an englishy accent... .



needless to say, i have fallen madly in fatuation with him...



so in my travels to the mainland i picked up what i think are very droll foodstuff items for him he he he

spotted dick and and aaaaand...

wait for it...




hahaha









ginger nuts!!



he was delighted!

Dear Fluffy I will leave you with this in return.

You get us English guys a job over there and we will English you American ladies into a tizzy.

Fluffy, you are so adorable!

we have a Q

>> we will English you American ladies into a tizzy <<

the new euphemism for... pushing the merry-go-round really really fast for us?

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is a euphemism for:

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which in turn must be a euphemism, for...?

guess!!

Guess? Well, give us a clue.

Tell us, do you often get Engished into a tizzy?
Or pushed round the merry-go-round really really fast?

well.... this kiwi guy really does push my buttons and i do go into a tizzy... but we only ever talk

so far...

Ok, to summarise:

Fluffy has a kiwi bloke.
When he 'pushes her buttons' she goes into a tizzy.

Fluffy likens this to being pushed round the merry-go-round really really fast.

And he has a spotted dick and ginger nuts.

And some people think that Americans are no fun

>> When he 'pushes her buttons' she goes into a tizzy. Fluffy likens this to being pushed round the merry-go-round really really fast. <<


and some some people think the English have no sense of humor

ACtually, WG, i only liken all that to being pushed round the merry-go-round really really fast when, after giving it one last huge push, he jumps onto the merry-go-round himself!

Hello fluffy how are you, good I hope

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I see. He jumps onto the merry-go-round himself.
I suppose you must be the merry-go-round in this metaphor? Interesting

AAAAAAACtually, WG, no.



one mustn't confuse the vehicle with the driver or the rider

let's just say here that the moving merry-go-round is the metaphysical moment in which the driver and rider participates.... If the driver stays outside of the vehicle then he or she is only making the experience happen for the rider. Of course, the driver probably does enjoy the moment vicariously but if the driver relinquishes his or her position and jumps onto the moving merry-go-round, ergo becoming a rider... then the riders experience the Metaphysical Moment simultaneously.

And, needless to say, we have all experienced having to push our own merry-go-round occasionally... and tho it is still fun... it never can replace the sheer exhilaration of teamwork, rapport and cooperation with another playmate in the playground.

and hi Bobby i am talking here to you too... just answering some of WG's questions...

I'm fine; how are you?

Thank you for the information.

I am fine thanks fluffy, I am pleased you are doing well.

ahem





we have our first date tomorrow...



aaaaand the best part...

is it turns out this guy was BORN in new zealand...
RAISED in england...
and SPENT some amount of TIME in australia...

so he really is Englishy

i'm nervous... havent had a date in years...