h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Indeed!

*Approaches the hole, Dragon-detector in hand*

*Follows beside Axi, ready for danger! P90 at the ready*

*Follows beind Axi, lightsaber in a shaking hand*

Danger? I hope not!

Cowardly custard!!

*follows behind Pegasus, weapons and biscuits in hand(s)*

My dad is never gonna let me have friends round again... And where the HELL did you get a Dragon Detector??? They're rare artifacts owned mostly by rich collectors and museums!

*Studiously avoids the question about the Dragon Detector*

Down I go...

*Jumps headfirst into the hole*

GERANIMOOOOOO!


*Thud*

Come on down! It's not deep and there's no sign of the dragon.

*A low rumbling growl that shakes the very foundations of the cavern is heard*

Whoops...

Okay here goes.

*jumps*



















*is on target for Axi'shead* moove out the waaaayy Axxxii!

Do I have to jump? I do? Really? *Shakes nervously*

Hang on, I'm Pegasus - I have wings!!

*Jumps and glides gracefully, ignoring Pingu and Axi who are lying unmoving on the floor*

Ah, here I am, at the bottom.

*Dragon growls again*

I hope its vegetarian...

*springs to feet and hits head on protruding rocks, falls on top of Axi squashing him*

Really, you two can be so pathetic sometimes.

*Picks Axi and Pingu up, stands them on their feet and lets go*

There, that's better. Now you look like professional dragon hunters. Not that we're hunting this dragon of course.

*Stands up*


*blood rushes to head*


*collapses*


Damn!

For goodness' sake, Pingu. Pull yourself together man!? Now come on, lets go!

*Walks towards the loud growling, lightsabre trembling in hand*

If anyone wants to take point, that's fine by me. Not that I'm scared or anything.

*Stands up, P90 at the ready, switches on the flashlight on the P90 and walks down the tunnel*


























Sitting on the floor belching fire and making quiet rumbling noises is a .

Suddenly a loud rumbling noise echoes throughout the tunnel and the runs away.

The dragon's down here!

Aaaw, poor little . His whiskers were on fire. *Sniffs*

*Runs after with fire extiguisher and puts flames out* There, that's my good deed for the day.

*activates glow sticks* (because they're cool)

*heads down the tunnel*

*has just jumped in and wonders why everyone has p!ssed off without me*

Hey, guys?

*there is a slight echo and something rumbles in the darkness*

...Guys...?

*a tear drips down my cheek*

I don't like the dark, guys!

*Hears mad-hatter shouting and goes back*

Oh, we're sorry, we thought you'd follow us.

*Hugs* There there, it'll all be OK. Shall we go?

No leave Mad Hatter here!

Oops did I say that out loud.

Come on Mad Hatter (love you really)

*wipes tear from eye*

It's ok, I'm used to being rejected by people I thought were my friends... Don't feel sorry for me...

*follows sadly*

*hugs again, twice* I AM your friend, and I'm sure Pingu didn't really mean what was said. Did you, Pingu? *Kicks Pingu*