h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Smelly little creature, I wonder what what's called.

Come on , that's it come here.

*the little furry dragonlike creature runs over and sits next to me*

. ... snuffles in the dark. .. .

*Turns light on, stumbling over many things as makes way across cavern*

There, now we can all see better. Wow, this place is amazing! It's so beautiful...

*Looks at fluffy dragon*

Aaw, you're a cute little thing. Here, I think I have some spare in my bag. Do you want it?

*jumps up and down*#

Yes me, me, give it to me!

Shush, you. You don't need , the little dragon does. Come here, fluffy dragon.

. ... .the lil furry dragon thing looks up at the chocolate appealingly. . .. .

. ... .as Pegasus reaches to give her a piece, her eye is caught by a movement behind the lil piece of fluff. .. .

. ... .dozens of little furry dragonettes are rolling and playing, ing and grrmewing behind fluff. .. . .

... . .and towering behind them, peering inquisitively at the proffered chocolate and drooling slightly. ... . .
. ... .is their very large and very unfluffy mother. .. . . .

Oooh dear...

Guys get behind me. I think we're going to have to fight an angry mummy monster...

*Starts to morph*

Is morphing like moshing?

. ... .mommy dragon smiles and thinks at them. ... . .

::actually, i am very nice to those who are nice to my babies, as you have been. And you all also appear to be quite like them in your comical innocence. However, do watch out for their father. He is, of course, unkillable, but please don't hurt him too much. He does mean well in his bumbling way::

. ... .a shadow momentarily darkens the group.. . . . they look up into the vast upper reaches of the cavern. .. . . .

Ahh someones tired, would you like to lie down?

Ah - anyone? We can all sit down and have a nice cup of and get to know each other, in a nice and friendly fashion.

By the way, little fluffy dragon, do you have a name?

. .. .. .the dozens of little fluffy dragonettes. ... their mom. ... and the rest of the adventurers all tear their horrified gazes away from the horrendously humongous flying shape circling above them.. . . . .

um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um

. ... .they all say.. .then point in unison up at the father dragon who is grumpy but means well so don't hurt him too much.. .. .

*Axi finishes his morph and becomes a water dragon every bit as large as the daddy. He flies into the air and begins a collosal battle with Axi*

Be careful Axi, dont get hurt!

Remember that we are tresspassing in his home.

. ...fluffykerfuffle emerges from a side tunnel into the cavern... sees the crowd watching the two gargantuan flying dragons battling far above their heads... recognizes an opportunity and sets up a combination lawnchair - popcorn stand. ... . . spilling popcorn in her haste to make a fast buck.. . . .

Oooh free popcorn.

Sees a nich in the market and sets up a stall with free for every two drinks you buy.

*buy's a deckchair and some popcorn*

Go Axi! Don't hurt him...too much.

*Ignores food* Stop trying to turn this into a money making scheme. This is a serious battle between two almighty warriors!

*Watches battle*

Who's winning? Axi, are you winning? Go, Axi!

*Buys popcorn*

I thnks Axi's winning!

*cheers and throws everywhere*

. ... .purchases two s and settles into my lawnchair to chomp in between sips. ... .


. ... .watches dragon scales falling gracefully to earth. ... . . oooooo pretty


. ...waits for . .. .. .