This is me...
Due to a sudden epiphany that was sprung upon me late one Wednesday night, I have decided to re-write my introduction. I have come to realise that, in my innocence and naïvity, I thought that I was in some way witty. I understand now that this was a terrible misconception on my part and I hope that it did not offend anybody in any way.
On to more important business - i.e. Myself. There isn't an awful lot that you can say about me. Well, you can say it but that doesn't make it the truth. I'm as average as average can be, as long as you don't count my warped sense of humour and certain affection for fictional characters. And there is the small matter of my hair. It's not out of control, per se. In fact, that's just what's the matter with it - it's completely and utterly in control. In our twisted relationship my hair calls the shots, no question about it. I reckon my dad [being a man and, as such, unable to take simple instructions] threw away the leaflet handed out at my birth entitled "What To Do When Your Daughter's Hair Is Wearing The Trousers - A Simple Guide". My mother burned her copy for fear that I would be ridiculed at school should I have to have a cage for my unruly locks. Of course, I was ridiculed at school anyway but that was for the simple reason that I was much too uncool to be uncool, and as such I was accepted by neither popular, nor geek. Alas, my strange childhood... Wrought with wrong-doing and strife!
Anyway, thanks for reading this - it probably took up a good deal of your valuable time that could have been spent doing something a lot more useful like FINALLY taking out the rubbish or defrosting your dinner. I wish you all well in life :)
Except you.
Hattie x
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