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ORDER
From Downtown Cowley Peachey, after much discussion, the committee have agreed that we are awarding the following points

3 points to - Outgoing Representitives Dispute Election Results - Mazin Mad Fiddler

2 points to - Our Retriever Does Enjoy Rumbaba - Trin Tragula

1 point to - Only Real Danger Encourages Rashness - LQ

We also wanted to say that we thought the level of entry was extrememly high in this round well done everyone we wanted to vote for you all!

We would like to thank you all for a wonderful evening, it's been truly marvellous.

And the points from the West Midlands region (puts on False Brummie accent):

1 point goes to lil old me for "Office Romances Deliver Extra Rumours"

(Un point, petit vieux moi)

2 points go to Venus for "Our Rather Dead Elephant Reeks!"

(Deux points, Venus)

3 points go to Vestboy for "Outdated Rules Don't Escape Ridicule"
(Trois points, des gilet-garcon)

And twelve points to wherever Wogan wants to go next year.

Allo, Ljubljana!!!

3 Points - Venus - Our rather dead elephant reeks!!!

2 Points - Blackberry Cat - Ogres relish dainty elf roasts

1 Point - lil old me - Office Romances Deliver Extra Rumours

Woo woo! *click*

Good morning
this is the vote for the East Anglia region.

1st = 3pts Lil old me
Office romances deliver extra rumours.

2nd = 2pts Blackberry cat
Ogres relish dainty elf roasts.

3rd = 1pt Mad fiddler
Ovine rustlers disappear extremely rapidly.

That completes the vote for this area

This Nr Chester Calling and the results for the word ORDER is as follows:-


1st MMF

Outgoing Representitives Dispute Election Results.................3 pts


2nd Venus

Our Rather Dead Elephant Reeks!!!.................................2 pts


3rd Vestboy

Outdated Rules Don't Escape Ridicule..............................1 pt



That completes the voting in the Nr Chester Area.... Goodnight

Here are the Results from the land of the Sloane Rangers, for the word ORDER..........


1st with three points...BlackBerry Cat...
for "Oriental Reaches Dover, Emergency Declared."

2nd with two points...YellBakk...
for "On Rainy Days, Everyone Reads."

3rd with one point...LQ
for "Ornithologists Regard Drakes Extremely Rarely."

That ends the voting in The Land of 4x4's, I'm off to polish my Green Hunters now....

MMF

In accordance with the new procedure voting on Order is as follows:-

Gold : MMF for Ovine Rustlers Disappear Extremely Quickly

Silver : Trin Tragula for Our Retriever Does Enjoy Rumbaba

Bronze : Yelbakk for On Rainy Days Everyone Reads

3pts

MMF - Outgoing Representatives Dispute Election Results!

2pts

Vestboy - Ordinarily Rules Do Establish Rights!

1pt

Venus - Our Rather Dead Elephant Reeks!!!

As Monday has now expired (BST) voting for the word ORDER is now completed.
Please return here on Friday, for the voting on the word COURAGE.
I will now assess the definitive results to date....

Many Thanks,

MMF

Oh. No votes this week?

Right, I'll start it off, even though it is after the deadline, which I'll extend this week to Friday.
OK. Voting for COURAGE is

Gold 3 points:-Vestboy-"Commander Offers Uniformed Recruits A Good Education"

Silver 2 points:-lil old me-"Companies Open Up Registers And Gain Experts"

Bronze 1 point:-Venus-"Creepy Old Undertaker Receives Another Genetic Experiment"

Thus ends the voting from Kew-North.

Erm...

Three posts ago: "Please return on Friday for voting on the word Courage"

Two posts ago, on Tuesday: "No-one voting this week, then?"

Last post, also today (Tuesday): "My votes on COURAGE".

Isn't the word's entries supposed to go on until Thursday?

The votes from over the channel are :

Gold : "Coup Of Unprecedented Restraint Against Greater Europe!" - Mazin MadFiddler

Silver : Creepy old undertaker recieves another genetic experiment. - Venus

Bronze : Cow's oversized udders rub against gravelly earth - Vestboy

Like always, it was hard to pick only three .

Foret my last post, it was complete rubbish. I'm losing track of the weeks.

Sorry!

Apologies from Cowley Peachey on the delay in voting.

Gold: Creepy old undertaker recieves another genetic experiment. - Venus
Silver: Conservative Outrage! Usurpers Returned! Advocate General Electorate. - MMF
Bronze: Come Over Uncle Ronald - Auntie Geraldine's Exploding! - Trin

Nr Chester Calling... phew.. just made it

voting this week or the word COURAGE is as follows:-



GOLD

Come On Uncle Ronald - Auntie Geraldine's Exploding< >Trin Tragula


SILVER

Commander Offers Uniformed Recruits A Good Education< >Vestboy


BRONZE

Creepy Old Undertaker Receives Another Genetic Experiment< >Venus



That completes the voting from Nr Chester!

As the Returning Officer for Little Peachy on the Dell, I announce the votes cast as follows:

Cow's oversized udders rub against gravelly earth (Vestboy) - Returned as MP with 3 pts

Creepy old undertaker recieves another genetic experiment (Venus) - Gallant runner-up with 2 pts

Companies Open Up Registers And Gain Experts (Lil) - Extra-special mention with 1 pt

*Lots of cheering and ... fade up Dimbleby*

I know, i know..i'm late i forgot.

gold - TrinTragula
Come over uncle Ronald-Anutie Geraldine's exploding.

Silver - Vestboy
Cows oversized udders rub against gravelly earth.


Bronze - Lil
Companies open up registers and gain experts.

That completes the late voting, for the East Anglia region.

These are the votes from the Cardiff area!

Gold

Vestboy - Cows Oversized Udders Rub Again Gravelly Earth!

Silver

Trin Tragula - Come Over Uncle Ronald - Auntie Geraldine's Exploding!

Bronze

Venus - Creepy Old Undertaker Receives Another Genetic Experiment!

Good luck everyone I missed this one

Since we're letting any old riffraff vote here I am (still hungover, thanks for the lom)

Vestboy with "Cow's oversized udders rub against gravelly earth"

Venus with "Creepy old undertaker recieves another genetic experiment"

MMF with " Coup of unprecedented restraint against greater Europe"