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3pts.....B'Elana ...Against Gods' rules, Eve experimented

2pts.....Tsarina ...Anorexic Gerbils Require Extra Edibles!

1pt......Rosemary...Another grumpy researcher endangers eternity

The points from Kew-on-Thames, formerly Brentford, in reverse order, are:-

BlackberryCat, for Agile Goat Reaches Elevated Extremity..one point/un point,

Tsarina, for Argentine Gauchos Ride Excellent Equines.. two points/ deux points,

And in first place, with three points/ trois points is.....

::rustle of envelope..

B'Elana for Against God's Rules, Eve Experimented.

Those are the votes from Kew-by-Thames, formally Brentford.

Thank You

1st = 3pts Blackberry cat - Agile goat reaches elevated extremity

2nd = 2pts B'elana - Against gods rules eve experimentd

3rd = 1pt Rosemary - Another grumpy researcher...etc

And that concludes the voting for the East Anglia region

3 pts = SpiritImage - A Good Read Equals Enjoyment!

2 pts = B'Elana - Against Gods Rules, Eve Experimented!

1 pt = Blackberry Cat - Agile Goat Reaches Elevated Extremity

Thats the voting from the Cardiff area

Please vote here for the best three telegrams for the word UNIQUE.

MMF

Votes from Hesse, Germany, are as follows :

1 point - The 'Mazin' MadFiddler - Undergraduates Notice Institutions Querying Urban Education.

2 points - Yelbakk - "Undress Now?" "Indeed. Quickly, Undress Ecstatically!"

3 points - Vestboy - Under Ninety IQ*? Usually Elected!


And now I'm late for my sportsclass

*cough* Near Chester is ready to cast their vote for the word UNIQUE


1st Vestboy

with:- United Nations Inspectors Quickly Undergo Expulsion.........3pts


2nd Yelbakk

with:- "Underwear Never Is Quite Useful, Erika!"....................2pts


3rd tsarina

with:- Upsetting News Is Quickly Undermining Equilibrium!...........1pt




This completes the voting for the Near Chester Area.

1st = 3pts
Spiritmage
Unthinkable notion is, quite uselessly expressed.
2nd = 2pts
Lil' old me
Understanding novel ideas quite upsets ecologist.
3rd = 1pt
Blackberry cat
Unusual new invention quantifies unsolvable equation.

3pts Lil old me: Understanding Novel Ideas Quite Upsets Ecologists

2pts Blackberry Cat: Unidentified nocturnal intruder, queasy uneasy emotions
1pts Vestboy: Under Ninety IQ*? Usually Elected!

3 pts

Vestboy - United Nations Inspectors Quickly Undergo Expulsion!

2 pts

SpiritMage - Unthinkable Notion Is, Quite Uselessly, Expressed!

1 pt

Lil Old Me - Understanding Naughty Infants Quite Upsets Educationer!

. Voting has now finished on this word....and I forgot....

Not sure I can vote on EXPLOIT as I forgot to post the entries I spent Monday night/Tuesday morning thinking of (so busy at 4AM in the call centre that morning ) but if I could I'd vote as follows:

1.TSARINA: Egocentric Xerxes, Persian Leader, Overpowers in Thermopylae.

2.MAZIN MAD FIDDLER: Every Xenophobic Person Likes Ostracising Immigrant Types.

3.SPIRIT MAGE:Excitable Xenophobes Put Leashes On International Trade.

3PTS

Venus - Eleven Xeranthemum Posie's Laid Out In Tribute!

2 PTS

SpiritMage - Excitable Xenophobes Put Leashes On
International Trade!

1 PT

LQ - Extreme Xylophone Player Lingers Over Improvised
Tune!

That concludes the votes from Cardiff

Hello Mum... I'm on the telly *waves* ... voting for EXPLOIT



SpiritMage

Excitable Xenophobes Put Leashes On International Trade............3 pts


tsarina

Escaping Xanadus Pleasuredome. Leaps Over Icy Terrain..............2 pts


LQ

Extremely Xylophone Players Lingers On Improvised Tune.............1 pt


That concludes the voting from the Near Chester area.

Hold on...how are we supposed to vote if we don't know who our neighbours and former rulers are?

(Puts on Brummie accent)
And as you can see, the area is completely packed with around 1 person turning out to watch this thrilling sport.
And I will now give you the results of this person's phone vote.

1 point - B'Elana: "Evil X-rays Penetrate Living Objects Innumerous Times"

(un point, Bay Elana)

2 points - Vestboy: "Explicit X-rated Pictures? Look out innocent teenagers!"

(deux points, des gilet-garcon)

3 points - SpiritMage: "Excitable Xenophobes Put Leashes On International Trade"

(trois points, l'Esprit Mage)

And twelve points to the hosting country.

1st = 3pts Vestboy
Explicit x-rated pictures, look out innocent teenagers.
2nd = 2pts B'elana
Evil x-rays pe penetrate living objects innumerous times.
3rd = 1pt Tsarina
escaping xanadus pleasuredome, leap over icy terrain

That completes the vote for the East Anglia region...thankyou and goodnight!

Ah, the dreaded vote again

3 points - Every Xenophobic Person Likes Ostracising Immigrant Types.- The 'Mazin' MadFiddler


2 points - Extreme Xylophone Players Linger Over Improvised Tune -LQ


1 point - Egocentric Xerxes, Persian Leader, Overpowers In Thermopylae!- Tsarina

These are the votes from the other side of the channel.

From sunny Cowley Peachey the voting was thus:

3 points -Tsarina - Egocentric Xerxes, Persian Leader, Overpowers In Thermopylae!
then
2 Point - LQ - Extreme Xylophone Players Linger Over Improvised Tune
Then
1 points - Mad Fiddler - Every Xenophobic Person Likes Ostracising Immigrant Types

Hello, fellow candidates. It was very difficult, due to the " X-factor ".Well done all

The votes from a Sunny Basement Sweatshop In Swinging, Sweltering Chelsea, in reverse order for EXPLOIT are:-

3rd, with 1 point..
LQ- Extreme Xylophone Players Linger Over Improvised Tunes.
2nd, with 2 (debatable) points..{see admin and queries section.}
Vestboy- Explicit X-rated Pictures? Look Out Innicents.
1st, with 3 points..
Tsarina- Egocentric Xerxes, Persian Leader, Overpowers In Thermopylae.

Thus ends the damp voting in sweltering SW1, London.
Well done all....

Alright, I'll start the voting once again


3 points - Office Romances Deliver Extra Rumours - lil old me

2 points - Our rather dead elephant reeks!!! - Venus

1 point - Our Retriever Does Enjoy Rumbaba - Trin Tragula

That's this week's votes from across the channel