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Trin...are you insinuating that IF, and that's a big IF as I fully trust Hyp and the Ozarks, they were to atempt to disband us that it would in anyway be possible...I mean...we went toe to toe with the thingites...they have more than 10 times our membership and we were still keeping our head just above the water...we took on the motmv toe to toe and came out even with only two truely active members...meaning they were about 10 times bigger than us at the time...so I doubt that a political party could overpower us...but...that's truely irrelevant as like I said...I fully trust Hyp and the Ozarks...

And I fully trust Supermoo's trust in people.

And I'm just a good ol' rebel.

Righty-ho, then. If you change your minds, then do please consider backing us instead. But if you've reached a decision and you're happy with it, then I'll just wish you well and be off.

Well I'm glad that we could agree to agree to disagree

Indeed All the best then. Good luck with being the presidential army and everything.

Thank you

Although I don't think that an "evil" army should have anything to do with the gov ernment, I guess I'll support her if you really care. (But I'll still vote for someone else behind your back.)

Die!

... How exactly did you find us?

Hi EC. How's it going? I'm afraid I haven't met Malcolm before. Is he a friend of yours?

Malcolm, would you like a brownie and a glass of cider?

Newest Evil Army recruit. Apparently he wants me to die.

*takes back the cider*

Malcom, EC is a friend of mine. I will be very annoyed if you try to assassinate him.

Not to mention that I'd be a bit offput. According to Malabarista's estimates I only have 952 lives left.

You need to consider increasing the size of your guard. When elected, I will make sure you have adequate protection. Want a brownie?

Eh. I don't need protection. I'm an expert in thirteen forms of Kick-Butt Fu which I just invented!

Thirteen forms! That's very impressive. I am greatly relieved that your skills are martial as well as diplomatic and administrative.

Yes! Self-defense and diplomacy! I kick butts and take names!

Anywho, whats the word on the election?

Hi. I just wanted to say you shouldn't take my signiture seriously. I just made it up when I joined the Evil Army. I mean we are "Evil", aren't we? We evil people may be very hostile as well. So that is why you should see Foamy the Suirrel at www.illwillpress.com. He is Reeeeaaly hostile! Anyway don't take the following seriously:

Die!