h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Oh but I do watch Foamy the Squirrel. And I laugh. Out loud. And scare people around me.

Lol! Yes! Did you know that the Ranters' Guild also is full of Foamy fans? You could also be an honorable member. That place has been pretty slow lately.

Ranting is more of a hobby whenever I see people and can't think of anything erudite to say.

"Erudite"? *Looks up "erudite"* Oh, it's a synonym of "learned". *thinks,"...Interesting...mmmm...hemorages...*starts drooling all over his computer* CONNECTION LOST, ATTEMPTING TO RECONNECT *BEEEEEEEEP*

Looks like you need the happy "chip" that your brother has.

What? And become as annoying as he is?! Never! EVER! Besides, I'm perfectly happy. In fact, just amount ago I was laughing at how I reprogrammed him to be happy to insult others and get the ensueing beatings from said others. MuuuHaHahaha!!!

Haha! I laugh at your uncertasinty as to what to say! HaaHAhaHahahA!

Hahahah! I laugh at your ready laughter at my uncertainty as to what to say!

I don't know why I'm laughing.


EC, to answer an earlier question, the campaign's going alright. I have no idea how it'll turn out, and Hyp doesn't either

Malcolm, are you sure you can't be persuaded to vote for Hypatia? Our campaign is, in its own way, a bit evil. For instance, we plan to tax the smiley, as you know, we're allied with the Evil Army and also with PUDDING A749784. Plus, have a yacht.

And they're offering bribes.

Yaaaaaaaacht.

OKAY! I'll do it! I'll vote for Hyp and add some hype about her to my page too, as long as I get some choclate get double the bribes already offered. Deal?

I SAID, "Deal?" I'm waiting for an answer! I know you are online EC!

I know that you know that I'm online. But I'm but a simple propagandist in this. You need to take up your bribery concerns with Jodan.

Deal. (I was asleep for a while)

You can vote at A5889261 and I'll add your name to the list of supporters at A5645531

*hands Malcolm back his cider*

What's the old saying? Better to remain silent and be thought a fool than to speak and remove all doubt. Something like that.

Full-fledged rants can be quite erudite. Depending upon the ranter and the subject, of course. Or they can be gibberish. Some people look for things to rant about. And sometimes you just get so fed up with things that a rant comes out no matter how much you try to suppress it.

Working with the public tends to bring out rants. Everyone things working in a library is so quiet and peaceful. Ha! Every nutter in the county finds us.

And then there are the internet users in the library...? I've heard rants about this one myself from all the librarians I know.

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOoooooooh! We have our readers and our internet users and never the twain shall meet.